What's YOUR Dream Item?

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What's YOUR Dream Item?

Postby Sesexe » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:17 pm

If you could make your own item on the MUD of great power (let's not go overboard, nothing grander then any Tiamat item ever was):
Where would it go EQ location wise, and what would it's stats and restrictions be?

Conforming to normal EQ name restrictions: What would it be called?
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Postby Dalar » Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:48 pm

I would like an AC 10 3/3 belt called "a jet-black leather khanjari belt"
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Postby Corth » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:48 am

An item with sneak, sense life, infra, and spoken word hide proc 1x per day.

name and body location I couldn't care less :)
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Postby Grizz » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:42 pm

Anything that would help me solo regardless of which class I am playing. Maybe something that would heal me out of combat like a really fast regen item or something that cast healing.

I can't always attend raids and fun stuff so I have to make my own fun. I hate being dependent on others for a lot of things. I love to solo but I also love the social aspects of grouping. I am a fork in a world of soup.
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Postby Treladian » Fri Jul 09, 2004 7:07 pm

I just want a decent set of pants. I can't tell you how disappointing it was to find all the clothing you needed for a set of men's formal wear in Scourn and Arnd'ir, EXCEPT for pants. I can't tell if the area makers were forgetful or just perverts (or both).
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Postby Gormal » Sun Jul 11, 2004 3:17 pm

I'll take Bratlii's earring.
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Postby Sesexe » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:09 pm

Gormal wrote:I'll take Bratlii's earring.


stats?
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Postby Ambar » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:43 pm

man so many responses ... so little time ....
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Postby shalath » Sun Jul 11, 2004 7:32 pm

I'd like an item that stops grey elves from failing res so damn much. kthx.
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Postby Imis9 » Sun Jul 11, 2004 9:10 pm

ROFL Gormal

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Tiapet eq would be fine for me

Postby selerial » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:58 am

After playing a monk, I played a ranger for a while. I always wanted Dawn's Fire, the blade of Meilikki's Chosen, or something to that effect. Mmmmmm beefy.

If I had to have something now... I dunno, some mageable pfa item with hps in a reasonable slot, that wasn't a pain to get like Seelie goggles. (Um, I mean the goggles are a pain to get.. not that they aren't a pain..)
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Postby Ashiwi » Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:00 pm

shalath wrote:I'd like an item that stops grey elves from failing res so damn much. kthx.


Check my set next time you see me, because I must be wearing it.

My dream item would be perm major globe/stone/DI/regen. Of course blur and displace would be nice, too, but that might be asking a bit much.

Another dream item would be something that procs some kind of spirit familiar that can go rummage around in my storage and bring back any item I request of it.
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Postby Mitharx » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:26 am

Lilithelle.

the only thing more powerful than a khanjari

I almost forgot spob spheres.

It's a toss up.
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Postby Ihazim » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:59 am

you seem to have some brown on your nose! :O
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Postby Mitharx » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:28 am

Feh! If you could have one in your bag, wouldn't you?
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Postby Sarell » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:18 am

no i'd get a walkaman.... like a bard but requires less attention and can just tuck in under your armor so it doesnt take a slot!
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Postby Ashod » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:17 am

A Dagger that allows me to fill it with poisons of my choosing up to 10 doses. And has a command word to release the poison into affect for each dose.

And also causes the bleeding proc

3d4 3hit 3dmg
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Postby Pril » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:00 pm

i want some type of eq that makes it so elves can't breed any more! down with elves!
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Postby Birile » Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:25 pm

I'll take my SC glaives as is, but give them all instrument flags as well so I don't have to switch out and can dual wield 100% of the time.
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Postby Clangeddin » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:32 pm

A beer mug that serves as a 10d10 +10+10 bludgeon weapon, never runs dry, and has a proc that turns any mob into a serving wench.
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Postby Nekelet » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:52 pm

Mitharx wrote:Feh! If you could have one in your bag, wouldn't you?

How dare you bag a Lil'. Lil's must be wielded!
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Postby Ashiwi » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:27 pm

Nekelet wrote:How dare you bag a Lil'. Lil's must be wielded!


Is a Lil wielded one or two-handed?

And if a Lil could be an object, I guess I would have to change my answer, as I definitely think a pocket-Lil would be a top-notch item.

get lil vault
You get a pocket Lilithelle from a dimensional vault.

hold lil
You hold a pocket Lilithelle.

use lil
Suddenly the world is covered in cheese and anything is possible!
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Postby Sesexe » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:25 pm

Clangeddin wrote:A beer mug that serves as a 10d10 +10+10 bludgeon weapon, never runs dry, and has a proc that turns any mob into a serving wench.


I was talking on ACC the other day, mentioned how there should be a beer mug that's a blunt weapon drink container that procs drunkeness (cumulative) against the mob and player at the same time (each makes a save) and after enough times the mob or player (whoever failed their saves the most) passes out (K.O.'d).


I wonder how many dwarf players would like that?

Oh yeah, and the beer never runs out. Mug is self replenishing.
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Postby Nanes » Sat Jul 17, 2004 4:36 am

gimme locking gauntlets to solve the fumble problem without getting the damn item cursed. AC8 1/2 perhaps?
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Postby amolol » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:29 am

i think i would hafto go with an onbody item that has all prot's -5 svb -5 svs 20 ac 3/3 and haste a side affect it cancels all riegn and if you DON'T eat at all times it will kill you. call it a living dragon chest plate. this way it isnt to overpowered.. as another side you would only be able to "feed it" meat items and would hafto eat twice asmuch. that would be kinda cool.

other i want a rangerable weapon that is quested flagged for rangers and dires only. wieghs 5 lbs procs haste like windsong heal and a damage... like it hastes and does a mini lich touch type thing and a major globe ... once you pick it up you cant drop it if you wield it you cant remove it. cary load is affected by 10% and is +svs 3. mebbe also give it a chance to do a reverse of the heal but only by 25% so if it healed you for 200 it would only harm for 25% but would hhave a 25% chance of having it happen on every riposte.


idunno i wouldnt want a powerful item without it having drawbacks
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Postby Ensis » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:22 am

Sword of happy birthday
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Shaman Totem

Postby Klandal » Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:46 pm

An item I think should realistically be allowed in the game would be a stat'd spirit totem for shaman. Could be a quest where whichever totem you gave would determine which stat'd totem you got with the correct spirit with that spirit somehow related to the description of that totem.

Ex.
For eagle: a cloud-white totem adorned with majestic eagle feathers
For bear: a brown-furred totem headed with the massive paw of a bear

Stats along the lines of quest seelie mage staff.
2d4 27hp 5maxwis proc memspell pfl

Maybe a combat proc shaman-related like groupcurecritic or something. Extremely hard to get good pfl other than musp robes so would love that on it, pfg/pfa also somewhat hard to get.
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How about...

Postby Grumdikanikus » Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:28 pm

I have always wanted an Orb of Anhilation. I think they are sooooooo cool.


BUt A dream item that wouldn't be too cheest would be a whole head item like a hood that would allow a duergar to see in daylight. Would be great if it also gave you the ability to see shape forms like Infrav in the spaces surrounding you.

It could even has penalities. My abilities scores suck so removing stats wouldn't hurt me much worse 8-P

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Postby Artmar » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:18 am

A Wand of Wonders (the AD&D one) - with infinite charges, no less.
(but i'd settle for a spirit raven shaman totem)

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Postby Lalsed » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:14 pm

<wielded> a short short
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Postby moritheil » Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:31 am

I remember Ronik quit because he used to always have arguments with Mystra over whether a tiger was an appropriate totem for shamans. Seems like we have a lot of people wanting totem animals.

I'd like to see items that are decent, wearable - and cannot be swapped out, or they explode and kill the wearer. Makes people think twice about bidding on and using one, but at the same time, the power is there.

Okay, I admit it, I do think it would be funny.

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Connection to host lost.
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Postby Nokie » Fri Jul 23, 2004 3:20 pm

moritheil wrote:Ubertwink says, 'and now that we've bypassed the spellcasters and melee, I shall take out my 10th set of gear, for breath saves.'
Ubertwink tells you, 'FEAR MY SPAM!'
Ubertwink removes a ton of stuff.

Connection to host lost.
Reconnecting . . .
Ubertwink removes his eyepatch of wtfplzdiekthx.
The eyepatch explodes!
Ubertwink has left the group.


Hmmmm

s/Ubertwink/Dartan/g

??
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Postby Gormal » Sun Jul 25, 2004 5:52 pm

agree Lalsed!
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Postby Delmair Aamoren » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:33 am

Deathknell, with a few tweaks.
a) make it 6/6 or 8/8 depending on how insane we can get...
b) perm haste
c) 1%vorpal proc vs elves or any other creature that nances.
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Postby Tasan » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:37 am

I want a goddanged off-handable whip that actually has some good stats.

Is that too much to ask? :p

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Postby Ashiwi » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:46 pm

Tasan wrote:I want a goddanged off-handable whip that actually has some good stats.

Is that too much to ask? :p

!!x


Amen. Just a whip, period, a decent whip that I can actually USE. My inner Indiana Jones is sorely frustrated.
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Postby ssar » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:44 pm

Ensis wrote:Sword of happy birthday



<worn on face> a gimp mask with a red snooker ball
<worn on body> a birthday suit
<primary weapon> the top half of a smashed tooheys old longneck


Seriously, some kickass magic whips are needed.
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:51 pm

ssar wrote:<worn on face> a gimp mask with a red snooker ball


*peer Ashiwi*
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Postby Ashiwi » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:56 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That takes me right back. And it wasn't red.
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:59 pm

Ashiwi wrote:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That takes me right back. And it wasn't red.


Inside jokes are good, no?
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Postby Yarash » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:34 am

I always thought a mage dagger with the same stats as one of the orbs (23ish hp, 3ish maxint) that procs flux would be sweet as hell.

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Postby Gormal » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:12 am

How about any item that prevents Kwirl from posting on the bbs?
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Postby oteb » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:15 pm

My dream items are all in Izan's
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Postby Kribble » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:29 pm

Two items: An item that would let you disguise/change your alignment, an item that would contain an animal/pet (reusable). This might be like a much weaker version of a totem, perhaps usable once per day. Oh, and I would love to see wizards get familiars... but that's another post all together.
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Postby Gormal » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:38 pm

Kribble wants a Kenneh!
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Postby daggaz » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:11 pm

An item for dayblind drow I have to say is very enticing but....no....gonna have to go with some kind of staff or sphere or whatever which can be used to summon one very large, very hungry, very aggressive red dragon. Item can poof, and the dragon can proc instant devour on the summoner, fine fine. As long as I can get into WD or elftown and get the proc off before the guards whack me. That dragon should defnitely not be sentinal, and hopefully will actively search for the nearest victim at all times.
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Postby Sesexe » Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:43 pm

daggaz wrote:An item for dayblind drow I have to say is very enticing but....no....gonna have to go with some kind of staff or sphere or whatever which can be used to summon one very large, very hungry, very aggressive red dragon. Item can poof, and the dragon can proc instant devour on the summoner, fine fine. As long as I can get into WD or elftown and get the proc off before the guards whack me. That dragon should defnitely not be sentinal, and hopefully will actively search for the nearest victim at all times.


Looking to be the next Ssissiv I take it?
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Postby Gura » Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:50 pm

nobody will every replace ssissiv. LONG LIVE THE DRAGONBRINGER!
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