I hate spiders...

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I hate spiders...

Postby Ziral » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:00 pm

< 781h/781H 120v/120V T: Ziral TC: excellent E: spider EC: few wounds P: sit > st

You miss a giant forest spider with your hit.
A giant forest spider enshrouds you in a mist of blood with its deadly sting!
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
You gasp in pain from a giant forest spider's awesome sting!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
A giant forest spider half kills you with its mighty sting!
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!

< 98h/781H 120v/120V T: Ziral TC: awful E: spider EC: few wounds P: sit > You clamber to your feet.

(it did go splat tho)

Yarash: Here you go, buddy, "Breakfast of Champions."
Ziral: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating Waybread.
Senen: Yeah, or Some Dried Beef.
Ziral: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables. Did you ever eat Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables?
Nolo: No, but technically, neither did you.
Ziral: That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the gods know what Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables tasted like actually tasted like Goodberries, or a delicious BBQ sandwich. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take Iron Rations, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make Iron Rations taste like, which is why Iron Rations tastes like everything!
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Postby Werg » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:23 pm

i got a kick out of your quote more than I did your log. hehe
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Postby Yayaril » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:15 pm


That's got to be my favorite part of the Matrix. I was more sad that Mouse died than that Neo did.
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Postby moritheil » Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:02 pm

Nice style on your sig, but its size would shame even Muma.
Yotus group-says 'special quest if you type hi dragon'
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Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'

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