< 781h/781H 120v/120V T: Ziral TC: excellent E: spider EC: few wounds P: sit > st
You miss a giant forest spider with your hit.
A giant forest spider enshrouds you in a mist of blood with its deadly sting!
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
You gasp in pain from a giant forest spider's awesome sting!
OUCH! That really did HURT!
A giant forest spider half kills you with its mighty sting!
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
< 98h/781H 120v/120V T: Ziral TC: awful E: spider EC: few wounds P: sit > You clamber to your feet.
(it did go splat tho)
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Yarash: Here you go, buddy, "Breakfast of Champions."
Ziral: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating Waybread.
Senen: Yeah, or Some Dried Beef.
Ziral: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables. Did you ever eat Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables?
Nolo: No, but technically, neither did you.
Ziral: That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the gods know what Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tweed's Extra Crispy Comestables tasted like actually tasted like Goodberries, or a delicious BBQ sandwich. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take Iron Rations, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make Iron Rations taste like, which is why Iron Rations tastes like everything!
I hate spiders...
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