why I will never roll human female rogue

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oteb
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why I will never roll human female rogue

Postby oteb » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:13 pm

Tabab draws up his massive tail which whips out
and strikes with lightning speed at YOU!  The manscorpion's pupilless
eyes glow bright red as its tail spur sinks into your flesh. The spur
is wrenched from your body and a burning pain spreads out from the wound.


DWARVEN TAIL IS MASSIVE!
You group-say 'who is da red shape?'
A red shape group-says 'I'm a shape'
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Ashiwi
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Postby Ashiwi » Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:03 pm

That's just frightening.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Re: why I will never roll human female rogue

Postby Sylvos » Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:06 pm

oteb wrote:[b]DWARVEN TAIL IS MASSIVE!


Are you saying you have a fat ass?
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Postby Ashiwi » Tue Aug 10, 2004 5:56 pm

Heh. Did anybody else have a vision of Stimpy from "Ren and Stimpy" using his buttcheeks to swat bug-eyed manscorp asthmahounds?

Ren: "I'm hurting."
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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