Ever have one of those days where no one listens?

[Deshana]

This log is pretty old and transfered from another forum

I warn you its long but I think its worth the read.
Deshana had a long established habit of simply wandering around down south and I learned alot about hometowns in that fashion.
Enjoy

a drow invoker asks for the way to his guild on NHC.
This is what comes of that question.


< P: std > You tell Azdakkar '3s all west i believe'
Azdakkar tells you 'i'm at the Ust Circle -West.'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'er.. east, pathway to obsidian tower'
Azdakkar tells you 'is that through the obsidian arch?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'no, go south again its on the outer circle somewhere'
Azdakkar tells you 'not in the high temple?'
Pidibeple tells you 'hehe vit me while he is gone'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'nope, it'll be a path to or outside of obsidian tower'
Azdakkar tells you 'is Llarn circle the large one? =('
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'shout be on Ust. not far off bank'
<Azdakkar tells you 'is the Archmage Velaxxin my guild master?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'yup'
Azdakkar tells you 'thatnks!'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'np, i like to wander dk with desh sometimes, '
Azdakkar tells you 'is desh some mob?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'well they think she is. heh'
Azdakkar tells you 'oh... is it hard to kill it then?'
You tell Azdakkar 'pretty well impossible'
Azdakkar tells you 'i hope to not walk into it... it is aggro?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'nope.'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'quite friendly'
Azdakkar tells you 'hey... you are a goodie.'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'annd?'
Azdakkar tells you 'aren't we at war or soemthing?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'not this goodie youngling. I'm well known to your city.'
Azdakkar tells you 'oh... ok. thanks for your help.'
Azdakkar tells you 'are you zab by the way?'
Azdakkar tells you 'cuz, he helped me a lot earier'
You tell Azdakkar 'no, i'm just Deshana.'
< P: sit > You tell Azdakkar 'I just have a soft spot for drow.'
Azdakkar tells you 'oh. why?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'my blood brother is drow and my goddess is eilistraee'
Azdakkar tells you 'what is a blood brother?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'close friend'
< P: std > You tell Ellana '*hug* see ya sunday'
Azdakkar tells you 'are you an invoker yourself?'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'no, I am a druid.'
Azdakkar tells you 'ohhh... an evil druid. =)'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'no, I'm a grey elf, Neutral.'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'all druids are good race and neutral lest we stop being druids.'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'the one where I walk around DK'
Zad tells you 'whoa you get to walk around DK? thats nuts!'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'poor kid thinks a Desh is a high level mob now '
Zad tells you 'lol, with a hell of a lot of eq! they gonna get a zone group up to hunt you'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'but I'm unkillable!'
Zad tells you 'damn word of recall!'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'i think i'm gonna log this one for the boards'
Zad tells you 'classic '
< P: std > You tell Zad 'nah you just can't hurt me '
< P: std > You tell Zad 'laughin so hard i'm in tears'
Zad tells you 'bleh i want bbs back '
You tell Zad 'the one where I walk around DK'
Zad tells you 'whoa you get to walk around DK? thats nuts!'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'poor kid thinks a Desh is a high level mob now '
Zad tells you 'lol, with a hell of a lot of eq! they gonna get a zone group up to hunt you'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'but I'm unkillable!'
Zad tells you 'damn word of recall!'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'i think i'm gonna log this one for the boards'
Zad tells you 'classic '
< P: std > You tell Zad 'nah you just can't hurt me '
< P: std > You tell Zad 'laughin so hard i'm in tears'
Zad tells you 'bleh i want bbs back '
< P: std > You tell Zad 'title, Gazebo, revisited'
Zad tells you 'boggle is bbs up?'
< P: std > You tell Zad 'nah, but its saved for post as soon as it is '
Zad tells you 'ah lol scared me a sec'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'ok i have to tell you what a Desh is.'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'a Desh is a Deshana in shortform '
Azdakkar tells you 'Desh i have been told is a large cat'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'that too'
Azdakkar tells you 'theses Trolls just told me'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'Desh is me dear '
Azdakkar tells you 'what about a cat?'
You tell Azdakkar 'Desh is a very large cat with over 850 hp'
Azdakkar tells you 'i have 60 hps now!'
< P: std > You tell Zad '*in tears* a desh is a very large Cat he informs me'
Zad tells you 'rofl'
A little later..




Asher tells you 'You tell Azdakkar 'I hear that nilan got attacked by some large cat....do you know anything about this?''
You say 'Asher tells you 'You tell Azdakkar 'I hear that nilan got attacked by some large cat....do you know anything about this?'''
Nilan says 'Azdakkar tells you 'you were attacked by some large cat?'
Nilan says 'You tell Azdakkar 'yeah why ya ask''
Asher tells you 'You tell Azdakkar 'I guess there is some giant cat running around dk' Azdakkar tells you 'oh my god..''
< P: std > You say 'omg Asher tells you 'You tell Azdakkar 'I guess there is some giant cat running around dk' Azdakkar tells you 'oh my god..'''
< P: std > You tell Asher 'NOW whos teasing the newbies?'
Asher tells you 'you told me to tell to him '
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'meow.'
Nilan says 'Azdakkar tells you 'asher just asked me... err... who are you btw?''
Azdakkar tells you 'you are the cat that killed NIlan!'
Nilan says 'You tell Azdakkar 'type who nilan''
Azdakkar tells you 'ohhh... I must tell Asher!'
Asher tells you 'we're just role playing '
Nilan says 'Azdakkar tells you 'it sayw s that i am not allowed to do that in combat''
Nilan says 'You tell Azdakkar 'wait till ya done fighting''
< P: std > You tell Asher 'Azdakkar tells you 'you are the cat that killed NIlan!''
Asher tells you 'lol!!!'
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar 'he was tasty too!'
Nilan says 'You tell Azdakkar 'killed? no im not dead. we fought''
< P: std > You tell Azdakkar '*burp*'
Nilan says 'Azdakkar tells you 'Deshana the cat ate you?''
Nilan says 'You tell Azdakkar 'ate me?....heh nah she tasted me alil, scratched alil, but not ate''

836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You say 'Lookin for azdakker '

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'trying to find al small invoker'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You say 'seems hes heard rumours of a vicious agro cat'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'that it attacked me and trying to eat me'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You bite him on the leg.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > A Dark Path Through the Forest
Room size: Large (L:30 ft W:75 ft H:500 ft)
Exits: -S -W
Ssikin (Yuan-Ti) stands here.
Nilan (RP) (Drow Elf) stands here.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan winces in pain.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan winces in pain.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan hops around on one foot.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You say 'see?'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You lick him.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Ssikin bites himself on the leg!

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Ssikin shrugs helplessly.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'nsty biting thing'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Ssikin says 'not that big a deal'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You say 'bascially I can't show you in this form but omg its cute'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'Azdakkar tells you 'you tricked me... the displacerbeast runs around in DK''

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > A large cat looks for extra legs and tentacles

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You say 'dear god now I'm the DB???'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep enters from the west.
Azdakkar enters from the west.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep hugs Nilan.
A Dark Path Through the Forest
Room size: Large (L:30 ft W:75 ft H:500 ft)
Exits: -S -W
Azdakkar (Drow Elf) stands, inches above the surface here.
Zathep (RP) (Drow Elf) stands, inches above the surface here.
Ssikin (Yuan-Ti) stands here.
Nilan (RP) (Drow Elf) stands here.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan giggles.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan giggles.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan giggles.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar points his finger at Nilan.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan whistles innocently.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You roar loudly at him.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar says 'wait'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep says 'i hear displacer beast is in dk, is he taken care of?'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'the fiece mean cat'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar says 'if the beast is in DK then'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Ssikin begins to ponder on something.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan rolls on the floor laughing at Zathep.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar says 'we should run'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar says 'he's tracking Nilan'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > You say 'WHAT???'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep shakes his head negatively.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'run fast'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep rolls on the floor laughing.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep rolls on the floor laughing.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar says 'did that cat just talk?'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep rolls on the floor laughing.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep rolls on the floor laughing.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar says 'what the hell?'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep rolls on the floor laughing.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar looks at you.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep rolls on the floor laughing.

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'my talking cat'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Azdakkar says 'the game doesn't have any talking cat'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Nilan says 'omg i never knew they talk'

< 836h/836H/0P 165v/165V >
< P: std > Zathep says 'he said mean cat in dk i thought i meant displacer beast'



This took place over about three hours. The incident nearly killed me from laughing so hard.

;)

[Ambar]

so much fun to gate the kittty into DK :)

*hugs* :)

[Sonon]

omg that is so mean. :) i am glad no one was like that to me when i first started. shame on you ROFL

[Deshana]

It is noted that most of my time was spent trying to correct the misinformation.. This lad had some unique ideas.. Eilistraee might remember him for wanting a god that made housecalls.

[Lilira]

OMG, that hurts sooooo bad to read.

Shame on you guys for teasing the babies.

Lilira