Scenes from the Gathering

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Scenes from the Gathering

Postby Tasan » Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:58 pm

The Reception of the Timeout Tavern
Exits: -S

The bouncer stands here, but he knows Goroz so he stamps your hand without ID.
< 530h/530H 121v/121V >
< P: std >
You leave south.
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< P: std > Entrance to the Tavern of the Timeout
Exits: -N -S
Goroz (Human) stands here.
A woman is standing here, talking with a friend.
A young man stands here, his sleeveless shirt in tatters.
An older gentleman stands here, looking like a hick.
Kiryan (Human), stands here.
Vena (Human), stands here, talking with Kiryan.
Shalruk (Human) stands here.
< 530h/530H 121v/121V >
< P: std >
You leave south.
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< P: std >
Tavern of the Timeout
The room is about fifty feet around, with dozens of hicks spread around
in a random pattern. At the back of the room stands a long, wooden bar,
scarred and scratched a thousand times from reckless patrons in the height
of their drunken stupor. The entrance to the tavern is north of here.
There is a large sign fastened to the wall, which clearly states "NASCAR FOREVER".
Exits: -N -S -Bathroom
A bartender watches you calmly, while he skillfully mixes a drink.
A bartender opens a cooler door, and rushes back with his patron's drink.
A bartender watches you calmly, while he skillfully mixes a drink.
A bartender stands here, talking to Goroz.
A young man stands here, looking for a fight.
Talsor (New Jerseyian) stands here, camera in hand.
Rer (Human) stands here.
Goroz (Human) stands here, haggling with a bartender.
< 530h/530H 121v/121V >
< P: std >
Talsor bumps into a young man.
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< P: std >
A young man grumbles something about Talsor under his breath.
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< P: std >
A young man snarls at Talsor.
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< P: std >
Talsor panics and attempts to flee!
Talsor leaves south.
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< P: std >
You leave south.
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< P: std >
Backroom of the Tavern of the Timeout
A small pool table lies near the center of the room here. Several machines whirr and flash with bright colors around the walls of the room. Some small tables surrounded with stools can be seen scattered sparsely within the room.
Exits: -N -E
A young woman stands here, talking with a friend.
A young man stands here.
Boboloppe (Human) stands here.
Teflor (Human) sits here, conversing with Boboloppe.
Nonox (Human) sits upon a stool, leaning against the wall.
Dranix (Human) stands here.
Duna (Halfling) sits here, leaning against Dranix.
< 530h/530H 121v/121V >
< P: std >
The drunk patron looks at you through a drunken haze.
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< P: std >
The young woman takes a drink from her glass.
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< P: std >
The tavern patron smiles at you, then goes back to his conversation.
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< P: std >
The drunk patron looks at you through a drunken haze.
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< P: std >
The young woman takes a drink from her glass.
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< P: std >
Duna nearly falls off her stool, but catches herself on Dranix once more.
The drunk patron looks at you through a drunken haze.
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< P: std >
The young woman takes a drink from her glass.
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< P: std >
The tavern patron smiles at you, then goes back to his conversation.
< 530h/530H 117v/121V >
< P: std >
The drunk patron looks at you through a drunken haze.
< 530h/530H 117v/121V >
< P: std >
The young woman takes a drink from her glass.
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< P: std >
A man yells, 'God, I love NASCAR!'
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< P: std >
Larim enters from the east.
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< P: std >
Larim says 'OMG, Talsor is bleeding outside the Tavern!'
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< P: std >
Teflor rises to his feet.
Boboloppe snarls like a rabid animal.
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< P: std >
Teflor leaves north.
Boboloppe leaves north.
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< P: std >
Nonox rolls on the floor, tears streaming from his eyes.
Larim falls down laughing.
Dranix chuckles politely.
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< P: std >
Teflor enters from the north.
Boboloppe enters from the north.
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< P: std >
Larim says 'HAHAHAHAHA, owned.'
Nonox smirks, teasing Teflor.
Danahg tells you 'yeah, luckily i kept most of it in my mouth and nasal membranes, ugh'

Dlur group-says 'I have a dead horse that I'm dragging down the shaft with my 4 corpses. Anyone want to help me beat it?'

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Postby sotana » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:04 pm

rofl!! I so wish I could have been there *sigh* due to some nasty fog not even my cookies-as-proxy-of-me made it before everyone left :-( On the bright side, Jenera and Dranix now have enough cookies to keep them on a healthy sugar high until the next gathering!
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Postby Pril » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:08 pm

ROFL! man that was awsome took them a few seconds to realize that Larim was not to be trusted, but he got them good.

and the "log" pwns tasan :p
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Postby Duna » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:17 pm

Hey, you forgot one part.. I about fell off my stool, again, when i hit Larim for sayin that :P
And to think I drank more after that even.. God it was fun :P
So when you guys gonna take me and let me get drunk again????
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Postby Ashiwi » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:32 pm

Tavern of the Timeout
The room is about fifty feet around, with dozens of hicks spread around
in a random pattern. At the back of the room stands a long, wooden bar,
scarred and scratched a thousand times from reckless patrons in the height
of their drunken stupor. The entrance to the tavern is north of here.
There is a large sign fastened to the wall, which clearly states "NASCAR FOREVER".
Exits: -N -S -Bathroom
A bartender watches you calmly, while he skillfully mixes a drink.
A bartender opens a cooler door, and rushes back with his patron's drink.
A bartender watches you calmly, while he skillfully mixes a drink.
A bartender stands here, talking to Goroz.
A young man stands here, looking for a fight.
Talsor (New Jerseyian) stands here, camera in hand.
Rer (Human) stands here, licking the tonsils of a matronly-looking bottle-blonde.
Goroz (Human) stands here, haggling with a bartender.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Duna » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:34 pm

ROFL ;) No doubt.. I think he did that with about 4 (that there are pics of) women that nite :P
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Postby Crumar » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:05 am

Where are the parts where Teflor and Larem get kicked in the nuts? I was promised this would happen by two people who went to the gathering. Man I feel cheated!
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Postby Ruxur » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:16 am

Maxler shouts 'GOD I LOVE NASCAR'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby Crumar » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:27 am

Oh I hope Kifle also got kicked in the nuts too forgot to mention him :P
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Postby teflor the ranger » Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:44 am

I just wanted to find someone to stab.
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Postby Dranix/Straxin » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:30 pm

The funny thing is that Talsor was standing behind Larim when he said it and those two just ran out without even noticing
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Postby Tasan » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:39 am

Bump :p :D
Danahg tells you 'yeah, luckily i kept most of it in my mouth and nasal membranes, ugh'



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Postby Tasan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:16 pm

A Storage Shed in the Warsaw Outskirts
This relatively large hut was used as a storage shed judging by the
wide variety of bins, empty jars and shelves. A well-done concrete slab rests under half of the shed, offering flat ground to roam over. The strong and pungent smell of dust, age and detritus fills the air. A bowling ball lies on top of an old box near the center of the shed. Several older twin-wheeled contraptions stand in a row near the southern end of the shed. One of the contraptions appears to have been driven by some manner of steam-engine perhaps. Several containers for liquid lie upon the ground, their strangely colored contents changing the color of light passing through them.
Exits: -N -S
A cooler lies upon the ground here.
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Three West, Indiana Style
Several collapsible chairs, some uncollapsible plastic chairs and an old wooden chair meant for two sit here in the grass and upon the concrete porch of the shed to the north. Two outdoor fireovens which each have a large white tank attached to a hose sit at either end of the long concrete porch. Wooden columns hold up the ceiling of the porch, and provide some shelter from the rays of the sun high overhead. To the south, a small pavilion has been set up. To the north, a large shed rises into the air.
Exits: -N -E -S -W
Dranix (Human) stands here smoking a cigarette and brandishing a camera.
Ashiwi (Human) sits here upon a two-person wooden chair.
Lazus (Albino) sits here in a collapsible chair, leaning slightly backwards.
Goroz (Human) sits here in a collapsible chair, holding a Coors Light.
Okep (Human) converses quietly with Osheara here.
Osheara (Human) gazes at Okep adoringly.
Teflor (Elvis) stands here, fighting a fireoven.
Branthur (Barbarian) sits here, avoiding the sun like the plague.
Larim (Eunuch) sits here, whining for a beer.
Kyle (Kyle) sits here, chatting with Dranix.
< 904h/904H 146v/147V >l larim
< P: std >
This man(?)'s features are indistinct other than being quite pale. His hair is receding and he seems to have a generally bad temperament. His eyes are bloodshot and red. He is wearing what could pass for the strangest outfit of all time.
Larim appears to be Vampire and is in excellent condition.

<worn on chest> a shirt depicting the Lord Jesus
<worn on legs> a pair of capri pants
<worn on feet> a pair of yellow accented Nike shoes

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A Grand Pavilion Made From Tarpaulin
Twin tables have been set out underneath the pavilion providing a place for the various foods of the gathering to be set out. Several small coolers have been placed near the feet of the tables. One such cooler is adorned with a cupholder which dispenses small paper cones. Another cooler is made from flimsy material that is immune to water. A gentle breeze flows through the area from the west, bringing with it the smells of the foods placed upon the tables.
Exits: -N -E -S -W
A grand platter of vegetables sits here, almost completely untouched.
A serving plate of chicken wings sits here, its contents nearly exhausted.
Several bags of potato chips sit here upon a table.
Twin dishes of chip dip sit here precariously perched within another dish containing ice.
Trays of deviled eggs sit here in the sun, one of them nearly empty.
A small tray of popkins sits here upon a table, its contents more appealing to the flies.
A plate of hambugers sits here, nearly empty.
Nearly one thousand hamburger buns sit here, unopened.
Nonox (Human) kneels here, removing Coors Light's from a cooler.
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< P: std >
Larim shouts 'C'mon man, get me a beer!'
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< P: std>
Nonox shakes his head negatively.
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Several flies buzz about the area.
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An eruption of laughter comes from the north.
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The sound of an approching wagon can be heard.
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A blue wagon appears to the south, and gradually makes its way through the field toward the pavilion. The wagon comes to a stop abruptly and there is a rather loud ruckus from the north.
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< P: std>
Nonox gets a Coors Light.
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< P: std>
Nonox saunters west.
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A Field of Grass Somewhere in Indiana
Off to the west, the field becomes much more dense and the plants have grown tall enough to block sight in that direction. To the north, a road leads east and west. Beside the road, a sign has been posted upon two wooden stakes. What it reads cannot be clearly seen from this distance. Several wagons stand in a line leading eastwards from slightly north. Each of these wagons is made from shiny metal as opposed to wood; except in the case of the nearest blue wagon. The blue wagon has a sloped front and boxy rear perhaps to deflect oncoming attacks from would-be thieves. To the south, a large building stands just off to the east. Beside the building to the south is a smaller outhouse looking shed. To the east, a blue-shaded pavilion has been set up.
Exits: -N -E -S -W
A blue 'Lumina' brand wagon stands here.
Duna (Halfling) stands here regarding you.
Dale (Dale) stands here.
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< P: std>
Captain Touk exits the vehicle and comes around to the front.
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Nonox gives Coors Light to Captain Touk.
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Captain Touk smiles, grandly.
Ashiwi enters from the south.
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< P: std>
Nonox leaves east.
Duna welcomes herself here since no one else will.
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< P: std>
Goroz enters from the south.
Ashiwi hugs Touk.
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< P: std>s
The Outhouse
Look, it's a shitter! Next to the shed!
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< P: std>s
The Back of a Shed
A large wagon rests here at the back of the field the shed commands. Between it and the shed, a metallic ring sits upon the ground. The ring appears to be old steel that has rusted quite badly. The sides of the ring rise over a foot in height from the ground. Logs have been placed within the ring, perhaps for fuel. Many more logs lie against the edge of the shed. An extremely strange-looking wagon with a bubbleish top lies in a pile of overgrown grass near to the larger wagon. It is a sad and pathetic thing that time itself seems to have forgotten.
Exits: -N -E -W
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Tents Upon a Field
Several small colorful tents have been erected here by the natives tribes of Indiana. They rest upon the field between a large domicile and the shed which lies off to the west. Around the back of the domicile a metallic mesh fence prevents access. Within the fence is a magnificent structure which appears to be a cylinder. The field stretches off to the north and east where it meets up with the domicile.
Exits: -N -E -W -S
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The fence appears to be closed.
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< P: std>open fence
Ok.
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The Pool Behind the Home
A circular pool of exceedingly blue colored water lies entrapped within a wooden outer shell here. The shell appears to extend about four and a half feet or so from the ground. Several contraptions are hooked to the circle's outside, their function a mystery. To the northern side of the pool, a wide deck of wood leads back towards the house.
Exits: -N -W
Pril (Russian) frollicks within the pool.
Jenera (Human) frollicks within the pool.
Sotana (Druish) frollicks within the pool.
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< P: std>
Teflor enters from the west.
Boboloppe staggers in from the west.
Ashiwi enters from the west.
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< P: std>
Ashiwi enters the pool.
Teflor enters the pool.
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The Pool Behind the Home
A circular pool of exceedingly blue colored water lies entrapped within a wooden outer shell here. The shell appears to extend about four and a half feet or so from the ground. Several contraptions are hooked to the circle's outside, their function a mystery. To the northern side of the pool, a wide deck of wood leads back towards the house.
Exits: -N -W
Teflor (Elvis) frollicks within the pool.
Ashiwi (Human) frollicks within the pool.
Pril (Russian) frollicks within the pool.
Jenera (Human) frollicks within the pool.
Sotana (Druish) frollicks within the pool.
Boboloppe(Dwarf) sways here at the far edge of the pool.
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< P: std>
Dranix enters from the west.
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< P: std>
Dranix says 'Funny... she doesn't _look_ Druish!'
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< P: std>
Dranix leaves west.
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< P: std>
A brightly colored ball bounces out of the pool and you are chided into returning it to the pool.
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The sounds of laughter and splashing fill the air.
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A small disc of some soft material whizzes by your head.
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Nonox enters from the west.
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< P: std>
Boboloppe says 'I bet I'm getting the most pleasure of anyone!'
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< P: std>
Nonox says 'Bobo get yer hands out of yer pants!'
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< P: std>
Nonox leaves west.
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< P: std>
Boboloppe staggers to the fence at the back of the yard.
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< P: std>
The sounds of frollicking people in the pool are heard easily here.
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Boboloppe attempts to climb the fence, unsuccessfully.
Shouts from the pool to the people far to the south can be heard.
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Nonox enters from the west.
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Boboloppe falls to his knees.
Nonox gives a cup of water to Boboloppe.
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< P: std>
Boboloppe slurs 'This is just water... there is no vodka in your water!'
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< P: std>
Nonox steadies Boboloppe's swaying.
Teflor exits the pool.
Rer enters from the west.
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< P: std>
Rer and Teflor raise Boboloppe and walk with him back to the west.
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< P: std>
Boboloppes pants fall half-way off.
Teflor pulls up Boboloppe's pants.
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< P: std>
Teflor leaves to the west.
Rer drags Body of Boboloppe west.
Nonox leaves west.
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< P: std>w
Tents Upon a Field
Several small colorful tents have been erected here by the natives tribes of Indiana. They rest upon the field between a large domicile and the shed which lies off to the west. Around the back of the domicile a metallic mesh fence prevents access. Within the fence is a magnificent structure which appears to be a cylinder. The field stretches off to the north and east where it meets up with the domicile.
Exits: -N -E -W -S
Rer (Human) stands here, holding up Boboloppe.
Teflor (Elvis) stands here, holding up Boboloppe.
Nonox (Human) stands here, holding out a water cup.
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< P: std>
Boboloppe leprechauns 'The potato is 'zee unsung hero of the vegetable kingdom!'
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< P: std>
Nonox groans.
Teflor smirks.
Rer chuckles politely to himself.
Danahg tells you 'yeah, luckily i kept most of it in my mouth and nasal membranes, ugh'



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Postby Ashiwi » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:38 am

You missed one of my favorite parts!



Captain Touk exits the vehicle and comes around to the front.
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< P: std>
Nonox gives Coors Light to Captain Touk.
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< P: std>
Captain Touk smiles, grandly.
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Ashiwi screams a battlecry as she pelts in from the south and throws herself at Touk.
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Touk strikes a defensive pose, a look on his face of sheer terror.
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< P: std>
Nonox leaves east.
Duna welcomes herself here since no one else will.
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< P: std>
Goroz enters from the south.
Ashiwi hugs Touk.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

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Postby Duna » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:09 am

For those who think she's kidding.. she's not.. just the yell scared me.. ;)
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Postby Drache » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:01 am

Now where the hell are all the photos!
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Postby Teshidee » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:54 am

awesome, doug :)

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