Gods and demon lords - oh my.

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Nekelet
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Gods and demon lords - oh my.

Postby Nekelet » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:12 pm

The ghost of Kostchtchie group-says 'Yeah, well yer momma's frigid!'
The ghost of Thrym group-says '...'
The ghost of Thrym group-says 'So what's your point.'
The ghost of Kostchtchie group-says 'My point is, why don't you go sit on a campfire and thaw.'
The ghost of Thrym group-says '*grumble* Watchit, wannabe godling.'
The ghost of Kostchtchie group-says 'Shaddup, you freezer burned has-been.'
The ghost of Thrym group-says 'Yer lucky.'
The ghost of Kostchtchie group-says 'Oh? Why'
The ghost of Thrym group-says 'Cuz yer all ghosty 'n wispy 'n stuff.'
The ghost of Kostchtchie group-says 'So?'
The ghost of Thrym group-says 'Well if you weren't, I'd shove that hammer you like so much right up yer a...'

You group-say 'That's enough of that. Yer both MINE now.'

The ghost of Thrym grumbles incoherently about something or other.
The ghost of Kostchtchie pouts in a corner.
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Postby Pril » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:30 pm

ROFL! Nice Nek! :p
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Postby Lorsalian » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:28 pm

Very Nice.

Necros and Demons and Thryms .. oh my
Necros and Demons and Thryms .. oh my
Necros and Demons and Thryms .. oh my
... etc.
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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:08 pm

Heh. That tickled me.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Yasden » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:38 pm

Next skit should be the undead versions of Surtur and Utgard-Loki.
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Postby Nekelet » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:01 pm

Starring:
Nekelet as the dude behind the curtain.
The ghost of Utgard-Loki as the scarecrow.
The wraith of Surtur as the cowardly lion.
and introducing:
Ashiwi as Ashothy.

(anyone have any fugly red footgear? :P)

The ghost of Utgard-Loki links arms with Ashiwi.
The wraith of Surtur links arms with Ashiwi.

Everyone goes moshing and prancing down Dusk Road.
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Postby Lorsalian » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:33 pm

Nekelet wrote:Starring:
The ghost of Utgard-Loki as the scarecrow.
.


Since the scarecrow wants "brrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnssss" should it be a zombie?
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Postby Ashiwi » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:53 am

We're off to see the shaman
The wonderful shaman of Jot
If ever a wiz, a wiz there was
But this is the shaman we got
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Gura » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:14 am

ur a loser :lol:
Dornax says 'And for the right amount of information ye might get some nookie out of Nokie..'

Nokie wiggles his bottom.
Teba tells you 'let me do my job you volo twinker!'
Bobidibble GCC: 'yeah i admit gura is a better warrior then i am, no shame in it... perhaps someday i shall be as pimp'

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