Disintegration Rays... Ummmm... Wow

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Ashiwi
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Disintegration Rays... Ummmm... Wow

Postby Ashiwi » Tue May 03, 2005 6:56 am

I thought disintegration rays were done away with long ago?


< 526h/499H 111v/134V >
< T: Ashiwi TC: excellent E: eye EC: excellent >
OUCH! That really did HURT!
You dodge the eye-of-the-deep's vicious attack.
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his fifth eye.
The eye-of-the-deep sends a green ray of light coming .. straight towards YOU!
An azurite ring, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An azurite ring resists the disintergration ray completely!
An azurite ring carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A burnished iron necklace covered in runes, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
The black steel amulet of the crescent moon, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An iridescent suit of smokey leather, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
Iron crown of the fire giant warlords resists the disintergration ray completely!
Iron crown of the fire giant warlords carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A pair of nighthunter greaves, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
A pair of ice bear boots, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
A pair of razor ridged green dragonscale gauntlets resists the disintergration ray completely!
A pair of razor ridged green dragonscale gauntlets carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
Entwined gold serpent armbands resists the disintergration ray completely!
Entwined gold serpent armbands carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A mantle of interlocking silversaan plates, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An indented belt layered with teeth resists the disintergration ray completely!
An indented belt layered with teeth carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A storm bracelet resists the disintergration ray completely!
A storm bracelet carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A storm bracelet, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An elegantly deadly katana, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An emerald and ruby encrusted dagger resists the disintergration ray completely!
An emerald and ruby encrusted dagger carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A black eyepatch resists the disintergration ray completely!
A black eyepatch carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A translucent black dragonscale mask resists the disintergration ray completely!
A translucent black dragonscale mask carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A fish bone earring resists the disintergration ray completely!
A fish bone earring carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A flaming earring resists the disintergration ray completely!
A flaming earring carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A sturdy doeskin quiver resists the disintergration ray completely!
A sturdy doeskin quiver carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A shadowy moon of crystal and black opal resists the disintergration ray completely!
A shadowy moon of crystal and black opal carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
Your body quivers and shakes as the eye-of-the-deep hits you with a disintergration ray, but you manage to stay together
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his sixth eye.
The eye-of-the-deep tries to frighten you, but fails miserably.
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his seventh eye.
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his eighth eye.
Blinding pain shoots through your body as the eye-of-the-deep touches you!
You miss the eye-of-the-deep with your hit.


You are using:
<worn as a badge> a shadowy moon of crystal and black opal
<worn on head> iron crown of the fire giant warlords
<worn on eyes> a black eyepatch (illuminating)
<worn in ear> a fish bone earring
<worn in ear> a flaming earring
<worn on face> a translucent black dragonscale mask
<worn as quiver> a sturdy doeskin quiver
<worn about waist> an indented belt layered with teeth
<worn on arms> entwined gold serpent armbands
<worn around wrist> a storm bracelet
<worn on hands> a pair of razor ridged green dragonscale gauntlets
<worn on finger> an azurite ring (illuminating)
<secondary weapon> an emerald and ruby encrusted dagger (poisoned)


Wow?

And just why did it cause this to happen?

A mottled brown leaf settles to the ground here.

It scared me so bad I dropped my stash, I guess.
Last edited by Ashiwi on Tue May 03, 2005 7:54 am, edited 1 time in total.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Ruxur » Tue May 03, 2005 7:04 am

Ashiwi tells you 'on the bright side, i wont have to wax my legs for months'
Cofen group-says 'wtf, why am i missing a cursed khanjari?'
Alendar group-says 'i r rednek i can only afford the monitor i have mud on and the broken monitor under it'
Nonox tells you 'i think someone casted 'power word gay' on pril'
Malacar ASSOC:: 'must... mp...soon...underwear...cringing...at...oncoming...onslaught...'
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Postby kiryan » Tue May 03, 2005 7:24 am

wow, that kind of shit needs to be called out in the MOTD and NEWS like:

ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC
ATTENTION BEHOLDERS HAVE GAINED A DISINTEGRATION PROC

in bright blinkies

....

i assume this came in with the homeland mob procs
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Postby Ashiwi » Tue May 03, 2005 7:47 am

It WAS bright! And I'm not really sure if it was blinking... that might have been the onset of shock.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby rylan » Tue May 03, 2005 12:16 pm

As I said in the other post, any mob with a disintigration proc like that is beyond gay and stupid. I hope this is a mistake and you get your stuff back.
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Postby Eilistraee » Tue May 03, 2005 12:55 pm

You know what they say about assumptions Kiryan...


Point in fact, this proc has been in existence since the original Toril I believe, of not Sojourn 1. However, I don't believe equipment destruction on this scale is still intended, and will discuss it at the earliest opportunity with my superiors.
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Re: Disintegration Rays... Ummmm... Wow

Postby Llaaldara » Tue May 03, 2005 5:53 pm

Ashiwi wrote:< 526h/499H 111v/134V >
< T: Ashiwi TC: excellent E: eye EC: excellent >
OUCH! That really did HURT!
You dodge the eye-of-the-deep's vicious attack.
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his fifth eye.
The eye-of-the-deep sends a green ray of light coming .. straight towards YOU!
An azurite ring, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An azurite ring resists the disintergration ray completely!
An azurite ring carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A burnished iron necklace covered in runes, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
The black steel amulet of the crescent moon, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An iridescent suit of smokey leather, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
Iron crown of the fire giant warlords resists the disintergration ray completely!
Iron crown of the fire giant warlords carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A pair of nighthunter greaves, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
A pair of ice bear boots, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
A pair of razor ridged green dragonscale gauntlets resists the disintergration ray completely!
A pair of razor ridged green dragonscale gauntlets carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
Entwined gold serpent armbands resists the disintergration ray completely!
Entwined gold serpent armbands carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A mantle of interlocking silversaan plates, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An indented belt layered with teeth resists the disintergration ray completely!
An indented belt layered with teeth carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A storm bracelet resists the disintergration ray completely!
A storm bracelet carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A storm bracelet, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An elegantly deadly katana, held by Ashiwi, disappears in a puff of smoke!
An emerald and ruby encrusted dagger resists the disintergration ray completely!
An emerald and ruby encrusted dagger carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A black eyepatch resists the disintergration ray completely!
A black eyepatch carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A translucent black dragonscale mask resists the disintergration ray completely!
A translucent black dragonscale mask carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A fish bone earring resists the disintergration ray completely!
A fish bone earring carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A flaming earring resists the disintergration ray completely!
A flaming earring carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A sturdy doeskin quiver resists the disintergration ray completely!
A sturdy doeskin quiver carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
A shadowy moon of crystal and black opal resists the disintergration ray completely!
A shadowy moon of crystal and black opal carried by Ashiwi, resists the eye-of-the-deep's disintergration ray!
Your body quivers and shakes as the eye-of-the-deep hits you with a disintergration ray, but you manage to stay together
YIKES! Another hit like that, and you've had it!!
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his sixth eye.
The eye-of-the-deep tries to frighten you, but fails miserably.
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his seventh eye.
The eye-of-the-deep glances at you with his eighth eye.
Blinding pain shoots through your body as the eye-of-the-deep touches you!
You miss the eye-of-the-deep with your hit.


Image says,'0WND?'
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Postby Ashiwi » Tue May 03, 2005 10:09 pm

The eye-of-the-deep looks up.

The eye-of-the-deep frowns.

The eye-of-the-deep mutters "WTF..."

The eye-of-the-deep whines "Gawd I hate that pansy-assed nancy-girl!"

The eye-of-the-deep glares about the room angrily.

The eye-of-the-deep says "Not this time."

The eye-of-the-deep rolls up its non-existent sleeves.

The eye-of-the-deep growls "Bring it on, bitch. It's time for some payback."

The eye-of-the-deep licks its lips and smiles.

Ashiwi enters from above.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby moritheil » Wed May 04, 2005 7:06 pm

Hmm . . . while I'm not 100% surprised, I'm surprised that it targeted so many items.

I guess people will have to pay attention to NOBURN flags now.
Yotus group-says 'special quest if you type hi dragon'
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Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'
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Postby rylan » Thu May 05, 2005 12:37 am

I don't think noburn mattered with that disint ray proc.
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Postby Ashiwi » Thu May 05, 2005 1:01 am

Storms are !burn.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Arilin Nydelahar » Thu May 05, 2005 11:08 am

rylan wrote:I don't think noburn mattered with that disint ray proc.


It doesn't.
Shevarash OOC: 'what can I say, I'm attracted to crazy chicks and really short dudes'
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Postby moritheil » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:39 am

Ashiwi wrote:Storms are !burn.


Well, then, "broken" would be the best adjective I can think of to describe that proc.
Yotus group-says 'special quest if you type hi dragon'

Shevarash OOC: 'I feature only the finest mammary glands.'

Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'
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Postby Thilindel » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:57 pm

Long live predicate adjectives!!
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Postby Birile » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:41 pm

Oh my god, I love Mad Libs, when do we start?!?
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Postby Ashiwi » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:06 pm

The Beholder's fifth ___________ ____________ed the _______________ with ________________ _______________.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Postby Birile » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:52 pm

The Beholder's fifth finger groped the rogue with lustful longing.

*bounce*
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Postby moritheil » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:41 pm

Ordinarily, I would say we were derailing a thread, but . . .

Ashiwi wrote:The Beholder's fifth ___________ ____________ed the _______________ with ________________ _______________.


The Beholder's fifth anvil consumated the exchange with the rogue eagerly.
Yotus group-says 'special quest if you type hi dragon'

Shevarash OOC: 'I feature only the finest mammary glands.'

Silena group-says 'he was so fat and juicy..couldnt resist'
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Postby auslyx » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:11 pm

Ashiwi wrote:The Beholder's fifth ___________ ____________ed the _______________ with ________________ _______________.


Leave it to two year old mentality to nail this one!

The Beholder's fifth tongue amazed the rogue with unbridled talent!


I win!
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Postby Birile » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:36 pm

auslyx wrote:
Ashiwi wrote:The Beholder's fifth ___________ ____________ed the _______________ with ________________ _______________.


Leave it to two year old mentality to nail this one!

The Beholder's fifth tongue amazed the rogue with unbridled talent!


I win!


Damn. He does win.

*applause*

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