Roleplay Blooper Reel #1, 2, 3

[Lorsalian]

Entrance to the Holy Temple of Waterdeep
Room size: Huge (L:100 ft W:100 ft H:70 ft)
Exits: -N# -E
A knight is standing here, peacefully watching over the temple.

The knight says 'I shall deliver a message. Who may I say is asking?'
You say 'Lorsalian Silvermist.'

The knight nods.
The knight says 'It shall be done.'

The knight opens the marble.
The guild guardian stops the knight before his can enter the temple.
The guild guardian says, 'Only those of holy faith may enter.'

The knight sighs loudly.
You say 'ooc : rofl'

Entrance to the Holy Temple of Waterdeep
Room size: Huge (L:100 ft W:100 ft H:70 ft)
Exits: -N -E
A knight is standing here, peacefully watching over the temple.

ooc :P Yeah.

A knight allows himself to enter the temple, and returns shortly.

[Botef]

rofl, +2

[Lorsalian]

Later in that same thread, but a different night

The Shop of Clerics
Room size: Large (L:50 ft W:50 ft H:20 ft)
Exits: -S
A young cleric is standing here, smiling at you warmly.
A high priestess stands here, selling items of faith for the church.

You bow deeply before a high priestess in a gesture of recognition.

A young cleric bows before you in reverence.
A high priestess says 'No magic in here a high priestess!'
You say 'Good Evening, priestess.'

A high priestess sighs. 'Habits are hard to break, sometimes.'
A high priestess says 'Good evening, Ranger.'
A young cleric leaves south.

[moritheil]

None shall pass!

[Lorsalian]

Gormal Gormal eyes Lilira's lyre.
Lilira begins singing.
A drunk mumbles something incoherent.
A drunk mumbles something incoherent.
The bartender says 'Drink well, and keep the songs in tune, men!'
A harmonious combination of notes from Lilira soothes your wounds.
You group-say 'Gormal Gormal ... is that like Pizza Pizza?'
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You stare dreamily at the bartender, completely lost in his eyes...
A drunk turns green and nearly hurls, but amazingly recovers.
Lorsalian ooc: bleh
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Gormal gets a delicious looking cookie from his large bag sewn from dragon-gut.
A stout gnome says 'Ahyes, yes. Mayhapyouare notthemercenaries Iseektohire onbehalfof theHeadMiner ofAshrumiteVilalge.'
Gormal nibbles on a delicious looking cookie.
A stout gnome stands, as tall as he can, looking beyond you hopefully.
Lilira says 'Well.. I am no mercenary, but as I have a vested interest I hope to help.'
A stout gnome says 'Indeedyoudo, butdoyou seektohire yourselfforthis task?'
You say 'I will accompany the caravan, but I do not give them any authority over me.'
What's bothering you?
Gormal says 'Ah'm just here to keep her out of any more trouble.'
Gormal gestures towards Lilira with his cookie, grumbs flying into the bard's hair.
Gormal apologizes to Lilira.
Lilira group-says 'grumbs?'
Gormal group-says 'shaddup'
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Lilira reaches up to ruffle her hair and knock the grumbs out.
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Gormal group-says 'Eilistraee responds to your petition with 'Tiamat is afraid of grumbs''
Lilira group-says 'laugh'
Lilira group-says 'oh man.. that's going to be the running gag of the night.'
You group-say 'stop yer crumbling, Lilira.'
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A large iguana flicks out a tongue to snatch a grumb from Lilira's hair.
A large iguana snatches another grumb with a flick of its tongue.
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Gormal group-says 'Auril responds to your petition with 'Stop your crumbling. :)''
Lilira group-says 'rofl'
Lilira group-says 'told you.. that's going to be the joke of the night'
Lilira group-says 'That's the way the dwarfy grumbles'
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Lilira reaches out and grabs the tip of the duergar's beard.
Lilira says 'What target damn you!'
*a lot of time passes*
Gormal steps in front of Liira.
Gormal says 'Careful, lass.'
Lilira leans around Gormal not releasing the duergar's beard.
Gormal group-says 'oh oops fergot u had beard nice catch'
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Eilistraee murmurs quietly 'I took care of the grumbs earlier'
Lilira falls down laughing.
Teldhun says 'hello there ladies'
Auril says 'The iguana enjoyed the grumbs lots.'
Lilira says 'God.. that's been the running gag of the night'
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(during debrief)
A small band of gnomes with pickaxes slung across one shoulder pass nearby.
Lilira watches her gnomes go by again.
You say 'Hi ho, hi ho .. its off to mine they go ...'
You hum a little melody to yourself.
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Eilistraee murmurs quietly 'Tyldun, I was pleased to hear you propose the idea of coming here, I wasn't sure what I'd do with the lot of you if you delved into trollbark :)'
Eilistraee murmurs quietly 'Probably descended upon you with an army of grumbs'
You say 'Or an army of coblins.'
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Eilistraee murmurs quietly 'grumbs are secretly mitichloriens'
Lilira says 'So grumbs make jedi too'
You say 'So Gormal's cookie spewings were more FORCEful than he thought.'
Shrouded only in her long hair, Eilistraee steps in front of you with
an elegantly shaped bastardsword in her delicate hands. With unearthly
grace, she glides past your weak attempts to defend yourself from her
inexorable approach. Eilistraee's arms shift, torso twisting as she drives
the Moonsword into your back. With a gasp of agony, you fall
to your knees as Eilistraee continues her graceful circuit. There is a
final flash from the Moonsword, as Eilistraee easily severs your head.
Your senses seem duller somehow.
Invisible things vanish again.

*** Welcome to Toril ***

You rejoin the land of the living...
Someone demands your presence NOW!
Eilistraee murmurs quietly 'Sorry about the mess'
Eilistraee gives some copper to the gate guard.
editor's Note: Eilistraee shot first

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Eilistraee murmurs quietly 'and, since tonight has been one for the highlight reels, I'll tell you this. You should have had two more spells cast on you by the duergar cleric, but he chose to silence me instead'
Eilistraee murmurs quietly 'So thanks for finding a bug in mob AI'
A frosty voice hisses, 'He silenced me, too. :P'
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[Lilira]

Mercenaries to kill trolls for Ashrumite: 0 plats

15 Troll ears turned into Mistress Cleona: 300 plats

Laughing our butts off about grumbling and crumbling as the running gag for the night with other crazy RPers… - Priceless

The best things in RP are priceless. For everything else, there's MasterPlat.

[Gormal]

You neglected to include some of the staff's typos! Was a fun session though.:)

[moritheil]

Silence/hex/blind 1.grumb! :D

[Tasan]

You group-say 'Someone flux Eilistraee already! Can't land silence to save my life :('