Cage Match, who would win?

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Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Llaaldara » Thu May 01, 2008 12:16 am

The steel cage has been dropped on the arena. The contestants are:
- G.I. Snormal
- E. Honda Teflon
- Corf and Order
- Lord of the Wagporn
- Wifle Ball Bat
- Barfis Miname
- Dallar Store
- Fuxor Mynutsor

Sorry, no Ashiwime. She would be selling the popcorn on the side, and no Shorca cuz this isn't an aquatic exhibition. Shavemyrash would be the ref, but staked to the top of the cage, so not in the actual confrontation. Lalalalalalalala would be too busy singing old ATC songs all around the world.

Who would win and how would it go down?


I think Wifle would begin choking Barfis who would puke in his face. The splatter of which would cause a roaring and charging past Fuxor to slip on his way to Teflon, causing his massive bloated body to ram off course into the ropes and slingshot him into Snormal. This would cause G.I. Snormal to misfire his weapon and take out Wagporn by accident, an ally of convenience with accidental friendly fire, while extra bullets harmlessly bounce off he hard noggin of Teflon, protecting the agile and slender Corf hiding behind him. Dallar Store would immediately disappear with Loot Ninja like ability after using a barrage of flashy text and catch phrases moments before the incoming wrecking ball of Fuxor catches him, only to appear moments later standing on top of Teflon's head with a powered anime hammer. As G.I. Snormal reloads his weapon, Corf and Order cockily tickles the giant sized Teflon, causing Dallar Store to loose his balance and fall into the gaping maul of the mighty beast. As Dallar Store lands upon the wanting tongue of Teflon, his anime hammer pierces up thru Teflon's head, killing him. The giant body of the gargantuan titan would fall over the still battling gladiators of Wifle and Barfis, killing them and spraying even more vomit mess over the arena as well as a massive shockwave dropping the mighty Fuxor Mynutsor to his feet. Placing an explosive inside a poisoned computer shaped cookie, Corf and Order would assassinate Fuxor, leaving just him and G.I. Snormal. The marine would then become so enraged at taking away his promised kill he would begin strangling Corf with the grip of a revenant, but while doing so would be completely oblivious to the fact that Corf and Order hand just pulled all the pins to the grenades on Snormal's ammo belt. The ensuing explosion would kill them both.

And high above, unable to move, hanging high above the stinking festering mess would be Shavemyrash, unable to do anything but watch.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Corth » Thu May 01, 2008 12:33 am

I want my 3 minutes back :)
Having said all that, the situation has been handled, so this thread is pretty much at an end. -Kossuth

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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Pril » Thu May 01, 2008 2:06 am

Corth wrote:I want my 3 minutes back :)



This is a reference to what Dalar hears all the time. Very inappropriate.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Kifle » Thu May 01, 2008 7:52 am

Pril wrote:
Corth wrote:I want my 3 minutes back :)



This is a reference to what Dalar hears all the time. Very inappropriate.


Incomming CorthNarc(tm)!
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Gormal » Thu May 01, 2008 8:21 am

Swing and a miss.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby flib » Thu May 01, 2008 8:36 am

America.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Corth » Thu May 01, 2008 12:43 pm

Pril wrote:
Corth wrote:I want my 3 minutes back :)



This is a reference to what Dalar hears all the time. Very inappropriate.


I believe this is a personal attack against dalar's sexual abilities (or lack thereof). Please address this violation Shev.
Having said all that, the situation has been handled, so this thread is pretty much at an end. -Kossuth



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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Ragorn » Thu May 01, 2008 12:43 pm

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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Llaaldara » Thu May 01, 2008 6:06 pm

Apparently there was an episode of the Muppets that had a similar series of events:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Ragorn » Thu May 01, 2008 6:51 pm

Without clicking, I will assume that you have just tried to MuppetRoll me.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Dalar » Fri May 02, 2008 6:36 am

Corth wrote:
Pril wrote:
Corth wrote:I want my 3 minutes back :)



This is a reference to what Dalar hears all the time. Very inappropriate.


I believe this is a personal attack against dalar's sexual abilities (or lack thereof). Please address this violation Shev.


I agree. If I'm going to be warned about making fat jokes on Ruxur of all people, Pril should be too.
It will be fixed in Toril 2.0.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Pril » Fri May 02, 2008 12:48 pm

Dalar wrote:
Corth wrote:
Pril wrote:
Corth wrote:I want my 3 minutes back :)



This is a reference to what Dalar hears all the time. Very inappropriate.


I believe this is a personal attack against dalar's sexual abilities (or lack thereof). Please address this violation Shev.


I agree. If I'm going to be warned about making fat jokes on Ruxur of all people, Pril should be too.


But i didn't make fun of Ruxur's weight which may or may not be measured in Metric Tons.
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'

Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'

Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Dalar » Fri May 02, 2008 4:49 pm

Pril wrote:
Dalar wrote:
Corth wrote:
Pril wrote:
Corth wrote:I want my 3 minutes back :)



This is a reference to what Dalar hears all the time. Very inappropriate.


I believe this is a personal attack against dalar's sexual abilities (or lack thereof). Please address this violation Shev.


I agree. If I'm going to be warned about making fat jokes on Ruxur of all people, Pril should be too.


But i didn't make fun of Ruxur's weight which may or may not be measured in Metric Tons.


I was personally offended. Sorry, warn him please.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Llaaldara » Fri May 02, 2008 5:10 pm

If you're offended by large individuals, Dalar, don't ever come to Texas.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Dalar » Fri May 02, 2008 5:12 pm

That offended me as well because I am asian, therefore I'm short and you're making a short joke.
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Corth » Fri May 02, 2008 5:49 pm

Actually, I have known some very tall asians. I'm not sure if your allowed to stereotype your own race these days. Perhaps the mods can provide guidance.
Having said all that, the situation has been handled, so this thread is pretty much at an end. -Kossuth



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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Kifle » Fri May 02, 2008 5:50 pm

Corth loves maoynaise sandwiches and can't dance.
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Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Corth » Fri May 02, 2008 5:53 pm

Kifle,

Well.. thats true actually. But you could call someone stupid, and although its true, that would be a personal attack. So perhaps that was a personal attack against me?

On the other hand, the Forum Rules clearly state that only personal attacks against players or staff members are prohibited. I don't play the mud, and I'm certainly not a staff member, so I think maybe your allowed to attack me personally.

We really do need some guidance from the mods on this one.
Having said all that, the situation has been handled, so this thread is pretty much at an end. -Kossuth



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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Kifle » Fri May 02, 2008 5:57 pm

I would never attack you, Corth! I've seen the light. It is my belief that dancing is the art of the devil that lures unsuspecting men and women into the throws of premarital sex and all-around debauchery. Also, I was only trying to show everybody your love for white sauces stuck between two pieces of white bread -- or crackers (I hear some people have done this as a game). Anyway, it was a compliment. You are a wholesome person and you should be praised for it.
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'

Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
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Re: Cage Match, who would win?

Postby Llaaldara » Fri May 02, 2008 6:23 pm

Dalar wrote:That offended me as well because I am asian, therefore I'm short and you're making a short joke.


Texans are height disadvantaged too, as a large number of their population here in Houston, and south Texas is comprised of 'latino' individuals who are typically less in stature then asian individuals residing there, but Texans are still able to be 'large' Dalar. Furthermore, are you in implying that you are in fact a living asian stereotype, and as such all stereotypical remarks automatically apply to you?

That offends me to think you are implying that I believe in asian stereotypes while living in an area of the U.S. where said stereotype of asian individuals strongly does not hold weight. This asian stereotype is even more strongly destroyed by the ongoing popularity of our most popular asian resident here in Houston:

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