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Homos, Whores, and Hallucinogens: SFW!

Postby Kifle » Wed May 21, 2008 8:37 pm

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Gormal has shown me the light, and I wish to share his insights with you all!
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Re: Homos, Whores, and Hallucinogens: SFW!

Postby Gormal » Wed May 21, 2008 8:39 pm

TAMPONS ARE THE DEVIL'S FINGERS! IF YOU USE THEM YOU ARE LETTING SATAN MOLEST YOU!
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Re: Homos, Whores, and Hallucinogens: SFW!

Postby Kifle » Wed May 21, 2008 8:49 pm

LISPING SURGERY!

Does your child have a "Fairy Lisp?" If so, he's probably made secret pact with Satan to become a prancing homo.
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'

Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'

Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
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Re: Homos, Whores, and Hallucinogens: SFW!

Postby Yasden » Thu May 22, 2008 2:06 am

*sigh* Flanders, quit giving out the URL for your church's site.
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Re: Homos, Whores, and Hallucinogens: SFW!

Postby Gormal » Thu May 22, 2008 3:57 am

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

landoverbaptist wrote:"Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan’s cotton fingers over a Godly pad," Pastor Deacon Fred stated upon hearing of the event. "These playthings of Satan are created under the guise of a ladies hygiene product to bring unsuspecting women and young girls to the fold of the Devil."
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Re: Homos, Whores, and Hallucinogens: SFW!

Postby flib » Sun May 25, 2008 6:53 am

I wonder if that salvation guarantee is insured, cuz that's a pretty good gosh dang track record, sign me up!

that's also the best john mccain face ever, he looks like he's about to karate chop someone in the johnson.

ahhahaha I so want that wwjb bumpersticker, Who would Jesus Bomb?!

aww, it's a sham :( I actually thought this was real, the stuff for atheists tag in the gift shop kinda gives it away. I've been hornswaggled, hoodwinked.

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