A lifes lesson

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Inames
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A lifes lesson

Postby Inames » Thu May 22, 2008 1:02 am

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first
anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them, In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled
back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it
and stuck it in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing, he told his
students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and
sucking on it. When every one finished, the Professor looked at them and
said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'


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Re: A lifes lesson

Postby Yasden » Thu May 22, 2008 2:03 am

Hahaha, brings a whole new meaning to "butterfinger".
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