Kiryan lays down the law

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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby sok » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:00 pm

i dont get it? is this kayla? is this gormal in a dress? nothing is explained.
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Corth » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:05 am

I'd hit it.
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Gormal » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:00 am

She's legal as of yesterday I believe...

And would you really wanna hit somethin that Kwirl's already been in?
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Kifle » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:09 am

Gormal wrote:She's legal as of yesterday I believe...

And would you really wanna hit somethin that Kwirl's already been in?


That all depends on how deep kwirl can hit it. I mean, if it's only 2", that's over half a clean vag to work with.
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Sarvis » Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:13 am

So Kayla wasn't at work last Saturday or tonight. I wonder if something happened...

In other news, the girl who was dancing after I got my drink was doing so to a song with the refrain "It's always better when the stripper is crying." It amused me, and earned her a dollar.

She didn't cry when I gave it to her though, leading me to wonder how much she believes in her music choices. ;)

I miss Kayla...

I also shouldn't drink and post...
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Corth » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:47 pm

Its heartbreaking... *sheds tear*.

Ok!
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Sarvis » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:24 pm

*tips Corth a dollar*
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Ragorn » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:43 pm

The song is by Bloodhound Gang, in case you were curious. I'm actually impressed they played it in the club.
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Tasan » Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:26 pm

Try to remember, it is generally the dancer's choice... and it is Buffalo(I assume :p).

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half-gallon of moo-juice and polish the one-eyed gopher while doing 75 in an 18-wheeler.... never thought missing children could be so sexy...
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Raiwen » Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:34 am

this thread needs more tramp stamps..
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Corth » Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:13 am

Image

Pussy!
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Gormal » Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:23 am

Hooooooly shit.
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Sarvis » Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:20 am

So I asked one of the other girls (who knew Kayla before she started stripping) if Kayla had been around lately, and it sounds like she hasn't been to work all month.

I wonder if something happened...

Or if she quit...

I really hate the thought of never seeing her again.

In other news, Rain has spectacular tits.
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Sarvis » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:29 pm

Ragorn wrote:
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.
Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.




You know what's funny about this? I met a girl Friday night. Yesterday we were talking on the phone and she tells me how she used to model, but since she was naked all the time she had to worry about the photographers trying to grope her.

So I guess I "can't win." :P
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Re: Kiryan lays down the law

Postby Corth » Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:56 pm

There's nothing wrong with having meaningless sex with her. Just don't freaking become obsessed and you'll be ok!
Having said all that, the situation has been handled, so this thread is pretty much at an end. -Kossuth



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