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Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:17 am**

Alta wrote:oh and I also want to say I know alot of painfully shy men. And those guys that walk up to me, complete strangers and compliment something are always the outgoing ones. I don't see Sarvis doing this. I keep thinking that when he's picking up a book at the library or bookstore or whatever, joining a book club, that after he's been going there for years and one day, Mrs. Right is there. And she likes what he has to say about a certain book. And he's pationate about his opinion of it, which of course he would be. And she may not totally agree, but wants to hear what he has to say. He then needs to be confident of himself enough to say, I'd really like to talk to you about this more over coffee. And she may say yes. Or is too busy. Maybe he should read that "He's just not that into you" book. I think it helped me alot.

Ugh... and people are blaming me for putting a little more time into Kayla? One decade of being alone is plenty, thanks.

If she seriously was remotely interested in you, she would suddenly realize, oh crap, I forgot our date, immediately call and say "I am Soooooooo sorry..... My dog died and I missed our date and I'd like to reschedule."

She hasn't missed any dates, she just hasn't always been showing up to work lately. Now that she has my email it would have been nice for her to let me know she wouldn't be there though... :(

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:26 am**

Sarvis,

I want you to look in the mirror and repeat after me: I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

Say it as many times as it takes for you to start believing it.

Then go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:34 am**

If you take Corth's advice you'll probably end up a senator. Poon will then be the least of your worries.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:37 am**

Probably!

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:37 am**

Corth wrote:Sarvis,

I want you to look in the mirror and repeat after me: I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

Say it as many times as it takes for you to start believing it.

Then go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.

You know, if my self esteem were really that low it would probably be easier for me to believe she's not interested in me...

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:03 am**

Corth wrote:go ask out a chick that doesn't wiggle her poon in people's faces for a living.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:04 am**

Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:24 am**

usually i can tell which stripper has the heart of gold within no more than 2 lapdances

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:26 am**

i like to be sure though and take her to a VIP room and examine her more closely.

Very Important Poonshaking

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:28 am**

Vaginally Intimate Playtime

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:30 am**

Venereally Involved Persons

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:29 am**

Ragorn wrote:There are worse things than rejection.

Alimony? Herpes? Syphilis? In-laws?

or maybe you're talking about this:

http://www.scherle.com/psychoexgirlfriend/voicemails.html

Ah what a wonderful world we live in, just remember the truest words ever spoken:

"Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blind folded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend."

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:52 pm**

Thanks for the Trampstamp Corth, it's better than baseball.

P.S. Sarvis this thread really is useless without pics. You are not the 40 year old virgin... are you?.

P.P.S. i am not Kurz

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:26 pm**

Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:28 pm**

Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:47 pm**

Sarvis wrote:
Alta wrote:oh and I also want to say I know alot of painfully shy men. And those guys that walk up to me, complete strangers and compliment something are always the outgoing ones. I don't see Sarvis doing this. I keep thinking that when he's picking up a book at the library or bookstore or whatever, joining a book club, that after he's been going there for years and one day, Mrs. Right is there. And she likes what he has to say about a certain book. And he's pationate about his opinion of it, which of course he would be. And she may not totally agree, but wants to hear what he has to say. He then needs to be confident of himself enough to say, I'd really like to talk to you about this more over coffee. And she may say yes. Or is too busy. Maybe he should read that "He's just not that into you" book. I think it helped me alot.

Ugh... and people are blaming me for putting a little more time into Kayla? One decade of being alone is plenty, thanks.

If you are not happy alone, you CANNOT be happy with someone.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:51 pm**

see how easy that is Sarvis?

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:07 pm**

Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:52 am**

Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:27 am**

Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

This much embedding gets me all hot.

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:36 am**

Gormal wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

This much embedding gets me all hot.

Hold still, jake, I'm trying to put a dollar in your belt...

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:41 am**

Raiwen wrote:
Gormal wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

This much embedding gets me all hot.

Hold still, jake, I'm trying to put a dollar in your belt...

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:36 am**

Corth wrote:
Raiwen wrote:
Gormal wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

This much embedding gets me all hot.

Hold still, jake, I'm trying to put a dollar in your belt...

Another thing I want to put my dick in...

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:39 pm**

Kifle wrote:
Corth wrote:
Raiwen wrote:
Gormal wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Gormal wrote:
jakeandlaurel.jpg

BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

This much embedding gets me all hot.

Hold still, jake, I'm trying to put a dollar in your belt...

Another thing I want to put my dick in...

Sarvis would hire that guy, he's unique!

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:59 pm**

Pril wrote:
Kifle wrote:
Corth wrote:
Raiwen wrote:
Gormal wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

This much embedding gets me all hot.

Hold still, jake, I'm trying to put a dollar in your belt...

Another thing I want to put my dick in...

Sarvis would hire that guy, he's unique!

So would Kiryan if he wore a suit to the interview.

Posted: **Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:09 pm**

Pril wrote:
Kifle wrote:
Corth wrote:
Raiwen wrote:
Gormal wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:
Alta wrote:
Ragorn wrote:BTW Vena, I really like your sweater.

Oh, that's sweet. You know, you can't see it in the picture, but I was wearing some super cute boots too!

(i was hitting on you)

That must explain the overwhelming desire I had to PM you with my phone number.

When you do, include a picture of those boots. I'm a sucker for chicks with boots.

This much embedding gets me all hot.

Hold still, jake, I'm trying to put a dollar in your belt...

Another thing I want to put my dick in...

Sarvis would hire that guy, he's unique!

Im trying to decide if thats an inny or an outy.

Edit: 10 embed limit, weak!

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:04 pm**

Alta wrote:
Sarvis wrote:
Alta wrote:oh and I also want to say I know alot of painfully shy men. And those guys that walk up to me, complete strangers and compliment something are always the outgoing ones. I don't see Sarvis doing this. I keep thinking that when he's picking up a book at the library or bookstore or whatever, joining a book club, that after he's been going there for years and one day, Mrs. Right is there. And she likes what he has to say about a certain book. And he's pationate about his opinion of it, which of course he would be. And she may not totally agree, but wants to hear what he has to say. He then needs to be confident of himself enough to say, I'd really like to talk to you about this more over coffee. And she may say yes. Or is too busy. Maybe he should read that "He's just not that into you" book. I think it helped me alot.

Ugh... and people are blaming me for putting a little more time into Kayla? One decade of being alone is plenty, thanks.

If you are not happy alone, you CANNOT be happy with someone.

Yes, I'm quoting myself because Sarvis didn't respond. It's Friday, so I was wondering about your weekend plans. You've been silent on this matter, lately. I could hope our words are sinking in, but maybe you just are tired of arguing, which seems highly unlikely, but perhaps.

Time invested in you (which is not indulging your senses with nakid women) is better spent than investing time in Lexus this weekend. Err.. I mean Kayla.

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:10 pm**

Alta wrote:
Alta wrote:
Sarvis wrote:
Alta wrote:oh and I also want to say I know alot of painfully shy men. And those guys that walk up to me, complete strangers and compliment something are always the outgoing ones. I don't see Sarvis doing this. I keep thinking that when he's picking up a book at the library or bookstore or whatever, joining a book club, that after he's been going there for years and one day, Mrs. Right is there. And she likes what he has to say about a certain book. And he's pationate about his opinion of it, which of course he would be. And she may not totally agree, but wants to hear what he has to say. He then needs to be confident of himself enough to say, I'd really like to talk to you about this more over coffee. And she may say yes. Or is too busy. Maybe he should read that "He's just not that into you" book. I think it helped me alot.

Ugh... and people are blaming me for putting a little more time into Kayla? One decade of being alone is plenty, thanks.

If you are not happy alone, you CANNOT be happy with someone.

Yes, I'm quoting myself because Sarvis didn't respond. It's Friday, so I was wondering about your weekend plans. You've been silent on this matter, lately. I could hope our words are sinking in, but maybe you just are tired of arguing, which seems highly unlikely, but perhaps.

Time invested in you (which is not indulging your senses with nakid women) is better spent than investing time in Lexus this weekend. Err.. I mean Kayla.

I just didn't want to argue the point. When the only thing someone's unhappy about is being alone such advice sounds pretty trite.

I haven't decided about this weekend yet. Either way I'll probably go see her eventually, it's a matter of whether I do it sober this weekend or next week after I've been drinking and "drunk dial" her. ;)

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:56 am**

I should have just hit the 'mark as read' button again like I usually do in this forum, but since I already screwed that up and wasted 20 minutes reading all of this, I could offer another tactic for meeting women that worked great for me.

Step 1 - Meet a chick that you can just call to bang or hang with that you are not emotionally invested in other than a "friend". Important note: This girl must be somewhat slutty, but charismatic (stripper might be perfect).

Step 2 - Check out her friends and roommates, and their friends, and get as much friend action as you can without offending any of them (I only needed 3, so I was lucky, but could have gone further) before you find one that clicks with you in that magical way on a personal level with definite more than a friend potential.

Step 3 - Date that chick a few times (alone with her of course) on an official "date" to make sure you aren't making a mistake before pursuing a serious relationship.

I wouldn't have described myself as an outgoing person, or a "player", or even loving my life a whole lot back then - so somewhat similar to Ssarvis. This angle can only really work for those types of people anyways. But, I found for me, meeting women was much easier through other women.

So there you have it. I have been with that nice, beautiful (way too young and good looking for me) girl for almost 4 years now and plan to propose to her very soon. She has become a nag over time as would be expected, but you would really like her tramp stamp Corth.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:19 pm**

Post a picture!

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:53 pm**

Sarvis, You're right, I might hire that guy if he wore a suit. He would be demonstrating some effort to conform. Chances are his at work and interview personality would reflect what appears to be some questionable and downright perverse choices.

--

I knew an ugly m*tha f*ka in japan who banged at least a couple new chicks every week. His "secret" was approach any unattended woman no matter how ugly and be pretty damn direct. If they slapped you, you never had a chance. If they don't run, you are probably going to score. Sometimes he had to bang the ugly ones, but it was still a bang.

I'm with kegor though. Find any target chick reasonably extroverted (no matter how ugly or fat)... preferably with a boyfriend so she isn't interested in you. Then just be her friend. The best way to get in a chicks pants is if another chick had something nice to say about your personality. Its a de facto recommendation.

If you want happiness, go to church, find God, get forgiveness and somewhere along the line the right girl will come.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:07 pm**

kiryan wrote: Sometimes he had to bang the ugly ones, but it was still a bang.

I'm with kegor though. Find any target chick reasonably extroverted (no matter how ugly or fat)... preferably with a boyfriend so she isn't interested in you. Then just be her friend. The best way to get in a chicks pants is if another chick had something nice to say about your personality. Its a de facto recommendation.

If you want happiness, go to church, find God, get forgiveness and somewhere along the line the right girl will come.

Kiryan,
Jeezus man.. Womanize much? Not trying to be sarvis's knight in shining armor here but jesus. People have called him a pussy amongst other things. Granted he should move on from the stripper but telling him to go find someone ugly and or slutty to screw, he'd be better off with the stripper. I believe I even read someone saying he wasn't a man. Part of becoming a man of making mistakes and learning from them. Not being a total fucking prick pointing out everyone elses flaws.
You sound more like a woman than anyone else here with as much as you bitch about stuff. Lay off the estrogen. If you were that right and that important more than likely you wouldn't be on here and you'd be a friggin millionaire! Then you wouldn't be so against everyone elses damn jobs or the amount of paid time off they get.
Christ.
Why belittle someone just to get them to do what you want them to do, which would be stop whining about getting played or move on. Jeezus, sounds like a over intelligent 4 spoiled 4 year old.

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:43 pm**

I'm still trying to figure out what this "tramp stamp" everybody has mentioned is. The pictures I saw were all of "Splat Tats." :)

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:41 pm**

What the hell is a Splat Tat?

Posted: **Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:02 pm**

Jesus, even the weather is against me on this. Winter storm warning... after it being sunny all day. :(

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:34 am**

I got borned at work so i decided to check in w/ the old gang.

As a stripper, I alway give extra attentions to clients i like. I usually just go on 1 date because 2 date would be too hard. I would get attach and be afraid my client would reject me. But down deep i would hope they would continue to buy dance from me and pursue me w/ expensive gifts i.e. rare loads and tiapet eq.

Now that i have finish putting myself through college, i dont strip anymore. Except on friday, saturday and sundays. and holidays, hump day and 1st day of the week.

Oh sh*t got to go. i'm next up on stage.

bum chica bow wow

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:40 am**

Thread over. Sok wins.

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:40 pm**

Nokar wrote:
kiryan wrote:Find any target chick reasonably extroverted (no matter how ugly or fat)... preferably with a boyfriend so she isn't interested in you. Then just be her friend. The best way to get in a chicks pants is if another chick had something nice to say about your personality. Its a de facto recommendation.

Granted he should move on from the stripper but telling him to go find someone ugly and or slutty to screw, he'd be better off with the stripper.

He said just be her friend. Maybe you should read a little more closely. The point was to make female friends, because they have female friends, and if one can like you, more can like you. Not to mention it gives you a wealth of information on what women think, do, act and say.

Way to fly off the handle though :)

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:06 am**

Why wasn't I invited to this Kiryan/Gormal meetup.

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:52 am**

Dalar wrote:Why wasn't I invited to this Kiryan/Gormal meetup.

I think it was a race issue. I'd call my lawyer if I were you.

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:00 pm**

Kifle wrote:
Dalar wrote:Why wasn't I invited to this Kiryan/Gormal meetup.

I think it was a race issue. I'd call my lawyer if I were you.

Don't bother, he's over in the other thread arguing in favor of genocide :)

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:09 pm**

Dalar wrote:Why wasn't I invited to this Kiryan/Gormal meetup.

The chinese food was very good. You missed out. Next time, we will have to invite everyone. People are more civil irl than on the forums.

Sok, I've got some tiapet equip for you. Thanks for the dance. Best I've ever had!

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:33 pm**

I miss this place sometimes...

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:11 pm**

Sarvis wrote:One decade of being alone is plenty, thanks.

Try online/offline dating services, speed dating, or any of that stuff on tv? I'm sure that if you put the effort in, you'll get something out of it.

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:20 pm**

I'm thinking Teflor and Sarvis should get together. Sarvis could play Felix Unger to Teflor's Oscar Madison. Cute!

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:49 pm**

Corth wrote:I'm thinking Teflor and Sarvis should get together. Sarvis could play Felix Unger to Teflor's Oscar Madison. Cute!

You know, I wouldn't even wish a life with Teffie on Pres. Bush. No one deserves that.

That said I actually had already signed up for speed dating, and met a few girls I liked. Two problems:

1) Their website sucks, and I may have invalidated all my matches by clicking a stray checkbox.
2) I still like Kayla

*shrug*

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:58 pm**

I think you're suffering from infatuation. The sooner you remove yourself from the situation, the easier it will be on you in the long-run. In hindsight, you will agree. The speed-dating thing is a good initiative to recovery though. Kudos.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:41 pm**

Kifle wrote:I think you're suffering from infatuation. The sooner you remove yourself from the situation, the easier it will be on you in the long-run. In hindsight, you will agree. The speed-dating thing is a good initiative to recovery though. Kudos.

I haven't seen her in almost a month... how can I be more removed?

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:02 pm**

Sarvis wrote:
Kifle wrote:I think you're suffering from infatuation. The sooner you remove yourself from the situation, the easier it will be on you in the long-run. In hindsight, you will agree. The speed-dating thing is a good initiative to recovery though. Kudos.

I haven't seen her in almost a month... how can I be more removed?

Has she tried to contact you in that month? If not then there was nothing there Sarvis, sorry.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:08 pm**

Talk about laying down in violation of the law...

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