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Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:15 am
by Thilindel

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:22 am
by Nurpy Fuzzyfeet
Is that real?

Kind of disturbing...

I sooo want one of those t shirts tho.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:40 pm
by Ambar
If this doesn't get removed I want a serious warning added to it, this is disgusting if its what I saw in the first few seconds

If it isn't I apologize because I closed it and didn't watch it right after the fish hook

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:44 pm
by Ragorn
It's completely faked. You don't need to shit your pants.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:55 pm
by Thilindel
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/sharkbait.asp

Citing that, I couldn't tell you if it's fake or not. I'd hope it's fake. But I can see propaganda that animal rights people would do to save sharks or other critters just the same.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:17 pm
by Sarvis
Thilindel wrote:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/sharkbait.asp

Citing that, I couldn't tell you if it's fake or not. I'd hope it's fake. But I can see propaganda that animal rights people would do to save sharks or other critters just the same.


You can pretty much tell it's faked based on the cuts in the video. The lighting is even vastly different from the ship to the water the shark is in, and when they show the cat swimming (instead of panicking since it's just been stabbed with a hook of course) it's in some pretty calm, clear water rather than in choppy ocean water.

EDIT: Shall we cue Kifle to tell us we're not being open-minded? :P

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:20 pm
by Corth
Why is it ok to chop up a fish and use it as bait.. but not a cat?

Come on.. someone had to ask. You know where this thread is heading....

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:27 pm
by Sarvis
Corth wrote:Why is it ok to chop up a fish and use it as bait.. but not a cat?

Come on.. someone had to ask. You know where this thread is heading....


Fish aren't as cute?

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:43 pm
by Pril
Corth wrote:Why is it ok to chop up a fish and use it as bait.. but not a cat?

Come on.. someone had to ask. You know where this thread is heading....


Why can't we chop op lawyers and use them as bait?

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:05 pm
by Raiwen
Pril wrote:Why can't we chop op lawyers and use them as bait?

We don't want to poison the fish.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:14 pm
by Corth
Ouch :)

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:19 pm
by Ambar
Thilindel wrote:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/sharkbait.asp

Citing that, I couldn't tell you if it's fake or not. I'd hope it's fake. But I can see propaganda that animal rights people would do to save sharks or other critters just the same.


For me its more the fact it's something I'd have preferred a warning on .. I wouldn't have opened it, fake or not, but there was no warning as to it's content, ya know?

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:44 pm
by Corth

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:08 pm
by Thilindel
I didn't put any warning cuz the video starts off with it

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:24 pm
by Adriorn Darkcloak
Everyone knows sharks don't eat pussy.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:05 pm
by Corth
Rofl. What do pandas eat? :)

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:09 pm
by Sarvis
Corth wrote:Rofl. What do pandas eat? :)


Lawyers. They have a special stomach for it.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:15 pm
by Corth
Sarvis proves that you can -try- and crack a lawyer joke based upon just about any material, and also demonstrates that he is not privy to the panda joke being referenced. Can I have my 2 seconds back?

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:27 pm
by Kifle
Corth wrote:Rofl. What do pandas eat? :)


They eat bamboo, eh.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:49 pm
by Corth
Sigh

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:53 pm
by Corth
A panda was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in a hotel, and he went down on her one last time before departing.

As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey! What about my money?" The panda turned, gave her a puzzled look, and shrugged his shoulders. She said, "Come here," and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition: "has sex and gets paid"

Finally understanding, the panda borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "panda", and showed her: "eats bush and leaves"

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:59 pm
by Adriorn Darkcloak
For the full effect Corth, you need to have Berc telling it, one small part at a time, in gsay, during Tiamat.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:28 pm
by Corth
Indeed. I was lucky enough to hear his rendition.. but to the best of my recollection it was at Troll King, not Tia.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:45 am
by Ragorn
Ahh, see I would have said "shoots and leaves."

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:33 am
by Adriorn Darkcloak
No, you're right Corth, that was the first time. He would go on to say it again, triumphantly, at Tiamat.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:55 pm
by Ashiwi
Wow. I used to tell that joke to my customers when I worked the graveyard shift waiting tables back in... ummm.... 1989 (was 23 at the time). It's almost as old as I am, and that's pretty old.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:34 pm
by Llaaldara
Nurpy Fuzzyfeet wrote:Is that real?


Clearly.. http://www.plime.com/l/91045/1/

If going to http://www.saveourcatsfromfishermen.com (this one page site plays same video) doesn't convince you of the legitimacy, I don't know what can. Or his other 1 page websites asking for money.

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:51 pm
by Corth
Dude... the guy who made that video is my hero. Business fucking genius!

Off to make my save the pigeons website. Anyone want to design the shirt?

Re: Trumping Kiryan's crUstacean rights

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:01 pm
by ssar
Raiwen wrote:
Pril wrote:Why can't we chop op lawyers and use them as bait?

We don't want to poison the fish.


That could be the quote of the year.


Oh, and the OP posting that link/vid is pushing it, thankfully it looks fake.