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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Sarvis » Wed May 06, 2009 12:18 am

So, can anyone who's seen it guess what I took away from the movie?


Spoilers after the image for those who haven't seen it:


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Well, I was going to quote the script but I can't find it. The short, "heartwrenching" version is that Wolvie's love interest is named Kayla. Oh, and just to drive it home for me a little MORE they made Kayla a schoolteacher (my Kayla wants to teach kindergarten) and has dark hair like my Kayla. Oh, and I'm guessing Kayla is an alias for the movie Kayla... not sure though.

Then, just to make me remember Kayla even more... Kayla comes back to life to tell Wolverine that seducing him was her job. Dammit Hollywood, are you spying on me! When did my life become a hackneyed script for mutant agitation!

Oh... and of course, just to keep my fading feelings alive a bit longer they have to reveal that Kayla really did love me... err... Logan. Well, right before they kill her anyway... *sigh*



Oh, and really... we need some discussion going on around here. I hadn't meant to bring my whiny personal life back up again, but there hasn't been anything going on here in like a week now. WTF?
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Adriorn Darkcloak » Wed May 06, 2009 1:18 am

If your next post mentions you having claws or "special powers" we seriously need to talk. :P
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Sarvis » Wed May 06, 2009 5:03 am

Adriorn Darkcloak wrote:If your next post mentions you having claws or "special powers" we seriously need to talk. :P


Actually, I think I do have a very slight resistance to cuts. I've never gotten a papercut, for instance. :P
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Dalar » Wed May 06, 2009 8:16 am

Kayla is a dumb slut, get over it.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Kifle » Wed May 06, 2009 8:31 am

Please have sex, Sarvis -- with a woman, a man, an animal, anything. Once your balls are clear, I think you will enjoy life much more.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Pril » Wed May 06, 2009 12:17 pm

Kifle wrote:Please have sex, Sarvis -- with a woman, a man, an animal, anything. Once your balls are clear, I think you will enjoy life much more.


*Insert Gormal goat joke here*
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Sarvis » Wed May 06, 2009 2:27 pm

Kifle wrote:Please have sex, Sarvis -- with a woman, a man, an animal, anything. Once your balls are clear, I think you will enjoy life much more.


Unless you're offering I have to say easier said than done!

Actually, you know what's sad? I met up with a guy from work and one of his friends, let's call him Joe, last night. At one point some girls walked past and I just said "Hi" to one of them... at which point Joe decides I'm a master pick-up-artist because I actually managed to talk to a girl.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Pril » Wed May 06, 2009 2:52 pm

Sarvis wrote:
Kifle wrote:Please have sex, Sarvis -- with a woman, a man, an animal, anything. Once your balls are clear, I think you will enjoy life much more.


Unless you're offering I have to say easier said than done!

Actually, you know what's sad? I met up with a guy from work and one of his friends, let's call him Joe, last night. At one point some girls walked past and I just said "Hi" to one of them... at which point Joe decides I'm a master pick-up-artist because I actually managed to talk to a girl.


Kifle is always offering.

Did the girls say anything back?
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Sarvis » Wed May 06, 2009 3:02 pm

Pril wrote:
Sarvis wrote:
Kifle wrote:Please have sex, Sarvis -- with a woman, a man, an animal, anything. Once your balls are clear, I think you will enjoy life much more.


Unless you're offering I have to say easier said than done!

Actually, you know what's sad? I met up with a guy from work and one of his friends, let's call him Joe, last night. At one point some girls walked past and I just said "Hi" to one of them... at which point Joe decides I'm a master pick-up-artist because I actually managed to talk to a girl.


Kifle is always offering.

Did the girls say anything back?


She just looked back, smiled and said hi... then kept walking. *shrug*

I had actually talked to another girl earlier, but her friends came up and interrupted us and she stopped paying any attention to me so I figured she wasn't interested. Later though she saw me on the way out and grabbed my arm to say goodnight and it was nice meeting me, so maybe I misread that...
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Corth » Wed May 06, 2009 8:31 pm

I got a papercut on my eye recently. That sucked!
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Dalar » Wed May 06, 2009 8:33 pm

Sarvis wrote:
Pril wrote:
Sarvis wrote:
Kifle wrote:Please have sex, Sarvis -- with a woman, a man, an animal, anything. Once your balls are clear, I think you will enjoy life much more.


Unless you're offering I have to say easier said than done!

Actually, you know what's sad? I met up with a guy from work and one of his friends, let's call him Joe, last night. At one point some girls walked past and I just said "Hi" to one of them... at which point Joe decides I'm a master pick-up-artist because I actually managed to talk to a girl.


Kifle is always offering.

Did the girls say anything back?


She just looked back, smiled and said hi... then kept walking. *shrug*

I had actually talked to another girl earlier, but her friends came up and interrupted us and she stopped paying any attention to me so I figured she wasn't interested. Later though she saw me on the way out and grabbed my arm to say goodnight and it was nice meeting me, so maybe I misread that...


Wow should have just asked her for coffee or some shit like that
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby kiryan » Thu May 07, 2009 11:14 pm

go to a bar ask every woman in the bar including the fat ones if they want to go back to your place and bang and eventually you'll find a slut or one drunk enough.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Sarvis » Thu May 07, 2009 11:49 pm

kiryan wrote:including the fat ones


I DO have standards you know. :P
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby amena wolfsnarl » Fri May 08, 2009 5:30 am

Sarvis wrote:
kiryan wrote:including the fat ones


I DO have standards you know. :P


have a couple shots of tequila and those standards will go away......
still there have a couple more.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Dugmaren » Fri May 08, 2009 8:50 am

I actually waited until after watching Wolverine to read this thread. I want my minute back. Pwned :(
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby shalath » Fri May 08, 2009 9:02 pm

Dugmaren wrote:I actually waited until after watching Wolverine to read this thread. I want my minute back. Pwned :(

Dammit. I saw an update from Dugmaren and actually opened this thread. I want my 32 seconds back (I'm a faster reader). Pwned :-(
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Sarvis » Sat May 09, 2009 8:15 am

So how long is it reasonable to miss a girl before you can just be declared insane? At this point, she's been gone longer than I actually knew her for... but at one point tonight, I looked so sad while thinking about Kayla that a couple girls asked me if I was alright.
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Postby Ambar » Sat May 09, 2009 11:56 am

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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Ragorn » Sat May 09, 2009 4:54 pm

I REFUSE TO ALLOW THIS TO BECOME ANOTHER FUCKING SARVIS NEEDS A GIRL THREAD

Sarvis, knock it off.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Sarvis » Sat May 09, 2009 4:56 pm

Ragorn wrote:I REFUSE TO ALLOW THIS TO BECOME ANOTHER FUCKING SARVIS NEEDS A GIRL THREAD

Sarvis, knock it off.


Err... it pretty much started that way, so you may be fighting a losing battle.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Tanji Smanji » Sun May 10, 2009 2:37 am

Someone set up a paypal account so we can buy him a hooker at least.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Yasden » Sun May 10, 2009 5:54 pm

amena wolfsnarl wrote:
Sarvis wrote:
kiryan wrote:including the fat ones


I DO have standards you know. :P


have a couple shots of tequila and those standards will go away......
still there have a couple more.


But remember...the old saying goes....

She's a 10 at 2, and a 2 at 10....

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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby amena wolfsnarl » Sun May 10, 2009 11:10 pm

Yasden wrote:
amena wolfsnarl wrote:
Sarvis wrote:
kiryan wrote:including the fat ones


I DO have standards you know. :P


have a couple shots of tequila and those standards will go away......
still there have a couple more.


But remember...the old saying goes....

She's a 10 at 2, and a 2 at 10....

Beergoggles FTL.


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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby Kifle » Mon May 11, 2009 12:33 am

amena wolfsnarl wrote:
Yasden wrote:
amena wolfsnarl wrote:
Sarvis wrote:
kiryan wrote:including the fat ones


I DO have standards you know. :P


have a couple shots of tequila and those standards will go away......
still there have a couple more.


But remember...the old saying goes....

She's a 10 at 2, and a 2 at 10....

Beergoggles FTL.


All woman are 10s when my eyes are closed!


Or when you hit it from behind.
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby amena wolfsnarl » Mon May 11, 2009 5:33 am

HI5 KIFLE!
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Re: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Postby muma » Tue May 12, 2009 8:45 pm

shalath wrote:
Dugmaren wrote:I actually waited until after watching Wolverine to read this thread. I want my minute back. Pwned :(

Dammit. I saw an update from Dugmaren and actually opened this thread. I want my 32 seconds back (I'm a faster reader). Pwned :-(


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