http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/102736 ... ds-fattest
lol this woman wants to become the fattest woman in the world. She weighs like 550 pounds and wants to go up to 1000 so she can set the world record. She moves as little as possible to avoid burning calories.
What should we do with her
A) pay for her healthcare
B) tax her food so she can't buy enough to get this fat
C) subject her to endless goverment propaganda through exercise and good health advertising
D) take her kid away because shes obviously an unhealthy role model
E) diagnose her with some sort of mental condition, then commit her when she fails to improve
F) assign her a government doctor who makes recommendations, then find some way to coerce her into obeying
G) leave her free to her self defined pursuit of happiness.
she wants to be the worlds fattest woman.
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Re: she wants to be the worlds fattest woman.
H) Put her on the daytime talk show circuit....Profit.
Re: she wants to be the worlds fattest woman.
Love the part about how she charges men to watch her eat fast food on her web site.
Anyone know her web address?!
Anyone know her web address?!
Re: she wants to be the worlds fattest woman.
Why... why would anyone pay for that?
I mean, can't you just sit in your local McDonald's and see it for free?
I mean, can't you just sit in your local McDonald's and see it for free?
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Re: she wants to be the worlds fattest woman.
or in the Oregon department of human services building. Seriously more 400# women than I have ever seen in one place.
Re: she wants to be the worlds fattest woman.
I) Feed her to a pod of Orcas.
err.. I meant.. Allow tax dollars to pay for her to swim with some cuddly orcas in their natural environment!
err.. I meant.. Allow tax dollars to pay for her to swim with some cuddly orcas in their natural environment!
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