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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one!

My name is Alice Smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .

'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! ' he beamed with pride.

'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked

he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?

'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled,

fat arsed,

grey haired,

decrepit,

barstard asked....

'what did you teach?'

LOL

Yes, and they're getting more spammed.

Shev tried yo fix the spammers here this weekend, guess that didn't work out so well:(

I try to deny it :p but I can't say i'm 25 anymore :P 36 came.. f'in quick