http://www.argusleader.com/article/2011 ... ns-buy-gun
Tongue in cheek attempt by a legislator to
Require all adults over the age of 21 to buy a firearm in the interests of self defense and the defense of others less fortunate.
Replace firearm with health insurance and defense with health and you get obamacare. Now explain to me why we shouldn't require people to have guns for self defense.
If you can't beat them, join them.
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switzerland does it. an assault rifle and ammo in every home after mandatory military service (males 20 to 30)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politi ... ssued_arms
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politi ... ssued_arms
Re: If you can't beat them, join them.
kiryan wrote:http://www.argusleader.com/article/20110131/UPDATES/110131031/Bill-would-require-all-S-D-citizens-buy-gun
Tongue in cheek attempt by a legislator to
Require all adults over the age of 21 to buy a firearm in the interests of self defense and the defense of others less fortunate.
Replace firearm with health insurance and defense with health and you get obamacare. Now explain to me why we shouldn't require people to have guns for self defense.
Because if my child gets my health insurance card out of my wallet, it's not going to blow their face off.
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Kifle wrote:Because if my child gets my health insurance card out of my wallet, it's not going to blow their face off.
Malpractice cases might convince you otherwise!
"You see, the devil haunts a hungry man.
If you don’t wanna join him, you got to beat him."
- Kris Kristofferson (To Beat the Devil)
If you don’t wanna join him, you got to beat him."
- Kris Kristofferson (To Beat the Devil)
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Kifle wrote:kiryan wrote:http://www.argusleader.com/article/20110131/UPDATES/110131031/Bill-would-require-all-S-D-citizens-buy-gun
Tongue in cheek attempt by a legislator to
Require all adults over the age of 21 to buy a firearm in the interests of self defense and the defense of others less fortunate.
Replace firearm with health insurance and defense with health and you get obamacare. Now explain to me why we shouldn't require people to have guns for self defense.
Because if my child gets my health insurance card out of my wallet, it's not going to blow their face off.
But he could decapitate himself with a horrid papercut!
The best of WTF statments of '06
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
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Danila group-says 'afk, machine gun in backyard started shooting cats'
Danila group-says 'afk a sec, 3 horned monkeys trying to steal hose'
Danila group-says 'afk, koala bear trying to mount my car'
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Lol. Roughly 15k+ malpractice lawsuits per year, while accidental firearms deaths hovers just below 700 per year.
"You see, the devil haunts a hungry man.
If you don’t wanna join him, you got to beat him."
- Kris Kristofferson (To Beat the Devil)
If you don’t wanna join him, you got to beat him."
- Kris Kristofferson (To Beat the Devil)
Re: If you can't beat them, join them.
I can't be arsed to find it, but I saw a similar joke about a restaurant that wanted to combat the city's "no smoking" ordinance by passing a law that would make smoking mandatory in bars.
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