Ode to Kaltinerak Shadowforge

[Adriorn Darkcloak]

Monks do it with their bare hands.
Warriors do it stoned.
Assassins to it from behind.
Thieves pick at it.
Bards make up stuff about it.
Mercenaries get paid to do it.
Paladins do it with a horse.
Clerics pray for it.
Rangers do it outside.
Druids do it with trees.
Conjurers get elementals to do it for them.
Sorcerers read books on how to do it.
Necromancers do it with the dead.
Shamans dance around it.
And Anti-Paladin's just don't do it.


Old post of his from way back when.
Always humorous. :)