New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)

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New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)

Postby Ashiwi » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:21 am

There once was a human name of nonox
Who got off on the smell of his old socks
He would huff on the funk
As he fondled his junk
Dressed in nothing but shoes and his old jocks
Last edited by Ashiwi on Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!

Postby Gormal » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:31 am

I used to know this elf o' the name Ashiwi,
but we all had a piece of her didn't we?
She had claws like a bear
when you'd pull on her hair
But she really got mean when I'd leave.
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!

Postby shalath » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:41 pm

Of Gormal the Warrior they say
that he muds non-stop: night and day!
But say the word "goat"
and he'll stop and take note,
and do anything rather than "play"...
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!

Postby shalath » Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:45 pm

A teleport beacon named "Corth"
had the poetic skills of a Dwarf.
Folk would say, "my good man,
your rhymes do not scan!"
Which was true, he would make the last line as long as he wanted as long as it made a sound ending in "orth".
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!

Postby Ragorn » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:56 pm

Listen to all of you yammer,
It's like beating a cat with a hammer.
The rhyme of your verse
Couldn't be any worse
And let's not speak of your grammar.

When Gormal is leading, be cautious.
He'll charge into giants who squash us.
He does zones in his sleep
(And he couples with sheep),
And the stench that surrounds him is nauseous.

Ashiwi was scouting the docks,
Casually opening locks.
From the sailors she'd steal
Whatever she could conceal,
But often she'd just [THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE FORUM]
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!

Postby Ashiwi » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:08 am

Ragorn, the colorblind ranger
Was a walking alarm bell for danger
For him to be sneaking
He'd be better off streaking
So loud were his clothes, they did clangor
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!

Postby Ashiwi » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:21 am

Touk was a dwarf full of vigor
(Not to mention twelve pints and a jigger)
What that dwarf drank in beer
Would take an ogre all year
And a mule team to haul all the liquor
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks!

Postby Ashiwi » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:37 am

Sotana so loved flowered field
That her innocence thus did she yield
To the limbs, good and hard
Of a tree in my yard
And the strong wood that its bower concealed
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)

Postby Ashiwi » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:06 am

A well renowned lich named Todrael
Carried his heart and his brain in a pail
His spleen and his liver
Were stuffed in his quiver
With his ***** in his belt like a tail



And blame Lilira for giving me the first line to this one...

Dead dong, the lich's schlong
With head to toe boner you can't go wrong
A stiffie for days
Pray he doesn't get raised
At least not 'til the rigor is gone
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'

Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'

Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)

Postby Lilira » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:07 am

I plead the 5th.. there are no witnesses.
~\o--Lilira Shadowlyre--o/~

You group-say 'my chars will carry the component on them if I can.'
Inama group-says 'hopefully they'll have some sort of volume discounts on ress items for people like you'
You group-say 'oh? Ya think? *giggle*'
Inama group-says 'they could at least implement frequent dier miles'

Suzalize group-says 'oh, eya's over weight i bet'
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)

Postby Gormal » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:05 am

Reported thread for flaming.
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Re: New Tel'Arato Challenge - Limericks! (NSFW)

Postby flib » Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:18 am

there was an elementalist named nolumakil
who gathered small items from deep in his stool
I said what is that? he said "just some fat" and stuck
it wet down in his shoe.

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