Ah, Nokie! Everyone has a favorite Nokie story! Why, just the other day I met up with someone who remembered when Nokie was calling himself a "locksmith", and... But I digress.
Yes, stories attach to Nokie like burrs to a dwarf's beard. Speaking of which, remember when Nokie and the dwarf were... But I digress. Are any of these stories true? Does it matter?
I have collected but a few of these stories, and relate each in a short (as befitting a halfling) verse. I present them in an arbitrary order, since what happens in one story/verse has little or naught to do with what happens in another. (My thanks to the bard Nepenthia for her assistance with the verse about Nokie and the mage. Say, did you hear of the time when Nokie and Nepenthia went adventuring with... But I digress.)
I would be most happy to hear any of your favorite Nokie stories, in whatever form you wish to tell them.
There once was a halfling named Nokie,
His money was gone, he was brokie.
Tried robbing a bank,
But his "locksmith" skills stank,
So he spent many years in the pokie.
There once was a halfling named Nokie,
Who loved a good practical jokie.
But five-headed dragons
Just hate dribble flagons.
And now he's a small puff of smokie.
There once was a halfing named Nokie,
Who ever said "Nokie is Okie!"
Words too repititious,
Made listeners vicious.
We gagged him, and hoped that he'd chokie
There once was a halfling named Nokie,
Who wanted a paradox cloakie.
He got himself froze,
And lost all his toes,
From cold spells the mage did invokie.
There once was a halfling named Nokie,
Who found himself summoned by Loki.
For ennui relief,
The god frogged the thief.
Now he's greenish and slimey and croakie.
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