Khanjari!
Khanjari!
I heard that if you're dual wielding khanjaris, mobs will just give you their eq and say "please don't hurt me!"
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
I heard in the new tiamat zone, instead of Tiamat, there's a corpse of Tiamat in the last room and you have to fight a Khanjari dagger.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You petition 'I heard that the new khanjari's proc level 70 power word kill on comman 1/per mud day, is that true?'
Kossuth responds to your petition 'no, you're way off'
Kossuth responds you your petition 'its at least 3/day'
Kossuth responds to your petition 'no, you're way off'
Kossuth responds you your petition 'its at least 3/day'
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
I heard that if you wield a khanjari and say "christmas", another khanjari will appear in your inventory.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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thanuk wrote:I heard that if you wield a khanjari and say "christmas", another khanjari will appear in your inventory.
I heard there's going to be a new cleric weapon in an uber zone. It's going to be Lathanders Khanjarod.
It'll be on a dragon with teeth made of khanjaris.
Shevarash OOC: 'what can I say, I'm attracted to crazy chicks and really short dudes'
Yeah Ashiwi, im jealous of a weapon:) Somehow my 2 attacks a round and 12 damroll will suddenly matter, if only I could wield a 4d4 dagger!
Its an inside joke, and you're on the outside. shoo.
Anyway, I heard that if you land a double backstab with 2 khanjari daggers, you automatically remort into a myconid!
Its an inside joke, and you're on the outside. shoo.
Anyway, I heard that if you land a double backstab with 2 khanjari daggers, you automatically remort into a myconid!
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
belleshel wrote:thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
In that case we better get you 2;)
Still mad about that cleveland steamer i gave you, eh? Don't worry, i heard that if you wield a khanjari you can proc it to wipe your memory, so you can forget it ever happened!
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
thanuk wrote:belleshel wrote:thanuk wrote:I heard that if you crap your pants while wielding a khanjari, the dagger will instantly clean it up for you, and then baby powder your ass!
In that case we better get you 2;)
Still mad about that cleveland steamer i gave you, eh? Don't worry, i heard that if you wield a khanjari you can proc it to wipe your memory, so you can forget it ever happened!
hahahahahahahaha cleveland steamer (tears)
belleshel wrote:Only thing I remember is you giving me that blumpkin before I kicked you out...
Dude, that was your mom in a mullet wig. Gross.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
Yayaril wrote:8)
If only the khanjari dagger could make Thanuk shut up, then it might be overpowered.
Speaking of shutting up, hows the fast food business treating you?
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
belleshel wrote:Oh and for those wondering, yes Thanuk's mom has a natural mullet...actually 2;)
You're just mad because your mom went bald and lost her job mopping up gizz with her hair:(
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Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
the gods cant delete posts right now. they're too busy upgrading khanjari procs.
Dornax says 'And for the right amount of information ye might get some nookie out of Nokie..'
Nokie wiggles his bottom.
Teba tells you 'let me do my job you volo twinker!'
Bobidibble GCC: 'yeah i admit gura is a better warrior then i am, no shame in it... perhaps someday i shall be as pimp'
Nokie wiggles his bottom.
Teba tells you 'let me do my job you volo twinker!'
Bobidibble GCC: 'yeah i admit gura is a better warrior then i am, no shame in it... perhaps someday i shall be as pimp'
You group-say 'if only we had more khanjari daggers'
Pidibeple group-says 'nogs that would have saved me....'
Vaden group-says 'I'd just group assassinate and we'd be outta there'
Stamm group-says 'Apparently they can be used in the same way that a bow and arrow can to range mobs'
Stamm group-says 'Throw it, and there's a 50% chance of a deathproc on each of it's 5 ranged attacks'
Pidibeple group-says 'i heard it also can rescue you in tight spots'
Vaden group-says 'I heard they suck levels out of mobs and give them to you'
Pidibeple group-says 'nogs that would have saved me....'
Vaden group-says 'I'd just group assassinate and we'd be outta there'
Stamm group-says 'Apparently they can be used in the same way that a bow and arrow can to range mobs'
Stamm group-says 'Throw it, and there's a 50% chance of a deathproc on each of it's 5 ranged attacks'
Pidibeple group-says 'i heard it also can rescue you in tight spots'
Vaden group-says 'I heard they suck levels out of mobs and give them to you'
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
-more removal of kifle's links to stupid pictures that do nothing more than waste bandwidth-
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'
Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'
Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'
Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
Dude, knight rider is the shit.
I heard kit was just a khanjari dagger welded into the dashboard.
I heard kit was just a khanjari dagger welded into the dashboard.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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