The Toril Brag Line
The Toril Brag Line
To: Noone, Anyone, or Everyone, or You.
So what makes you so damn special? Hrmm? What gives you the right to look down on others? What makes you so much better then other people? Why is your opinion on whatever so much better or more important? Why should anyone listen to you about that topic you love to complain about? What qualifications do you have to speak with any authority on it?
Go on and Toot your own horn.
You got the attitude like you are so great, so why is that? Come on. Let it out.
Here's your chance. Right here. Right now. Let's hear it or you can just STFU and drop the attitude cuz you ain't chet and don't have the balls to speak up and prove it.
Here you go complete the sentence:
I'm so great because..
So what makes you so damn special? Hrmm? What gives you the right to look down on others? What makes you so much better then other people? Why is your opinion on whatever so much better or more important? Why should anyone listen to you about that topic you love to complain about? What qualifications do you have to speak with any authority on it?
Go on and Toot your own horn.
You got the attitude like you are so great, so why is that? Come on. Let it out.
Here's your chance. Right here. Right now. Let's hear it or you can just STFU and drop the attitude cuz you ain't chet and don't have the balls to speak up and prove it.
Here you go complete the sentence:
I'm so great because..
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victim of the great debug bug ... and couldnt delete :(
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Pril wrote:I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.
::cough::
If we could find out how many deaths we each have, I'd take that bet.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Pril wrote:I'm great because for every corpse of anyone on the mud i've had 2, go ahead everyone count your corpses and see if all the muds corpses come anywhere close to mine.
Pril
"You ASSOC: 'hey guys think I can solo Musip green?"
I'd also take that bet.
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I'm so great because everyone calls me !!x.
Danahg tells you 'yeah, luckily i kept most of it in my mouth and nasal membranes, ugh'
Dlur group-says 'I have a dead horse that I'm dragging down the shaft with my 4 corpses. Anyone want to help me beat it?'
Calladuran: There are other games to play if you want to play with yourself.
Dlur group-says 'I have a dead horse that I'm dragging down the shaft with my 4 corpses. Anyone want to help me beat it?'
Calladuran: There are other games to play if you want to play with yourself.
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bragg
I can CR anything Morithiel gets a group into................willingly.
I have been killed by Pril's invoker feedback more times than anyone.
I have fell asleep in more lillithelle groups than anyone and still get grouped.
I have Pava outmatched in stupid deaths.
I have had the experience of Grogu's Cleric/Tank skills.
Grogu group-says: I can tank!
Jalahon group-say: Grogu east!
Grogu leaves east.
Jalahon leaves east
You follow Jalahon.
Grogu flees west.
You are dead. R.I.P.
I have been killed by Pril's invoker feedback more times than anyone.
I have fell asleep in more lillithelle groups than anyone and still get grouped.
I have Pava outmatched in stupid deaths.
I have had the experience of Grogu's Cleric/Tank skills.
Grogu group-says: I can tank!
Jalahon group-say: Grogu east!
Grogu leaves east.
Jalahon leaves east
You follow Jalahon.
Grogu flees west.
You are dead. R.I.P.
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Im so great because I was the only one with balls enough to call the sisterhood guildhouse a brothel to the leader's face.
Comeon, you know you were all thinking it.
Comeon, you know you were all thinking it.
Mysrel tells you 'have my babies'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
You tell Mysrel 'u want me to be ur baby daddy?'
Mysrel tells you 'daddy? No, I think you have the terminology wrong'
You tell Mysrel 'comeon now we both know i would be the top'
Mysrel tells you 'can be where ever you want to be, yer still getting ****** like a drunken cheerleader'
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I'm great because after 10 years of mudding, I can still get lost on my way to Splitshield.
I am also great because every time I get remotely close to 50, I die a bunch of times (of no fault of my own i.e. Tank lags, mobs walk into a leader assigned safe room and decide to target me, I'm following someone I'm told to follow and they forget anybody is following them, etc. ), and fail all the resses, even when I don't normally fail a ress and have natural 100 con.
I own you all.
I am also great because every time I get remotely close to 50, I die a bunch of times (of no fault of my own i.e. Tank lags, mobs walk into a leader assigned safe room and decide to target me, I'm following someone I'm told to follow and they forget anybody is following them, etc. ), and fail all the resses, even when I don't normally fail a ress and have natural 100 con.
I own you all.
omg!
YAyaril is great because he's the funniest person i've ever met.
i'm great because i can laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes straight. it can be painful but hey, it's like being high :P :P :P :P :P
ya didn't say it had to be mud related!
i'm great because i can laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes straight. it can be painful but hey, it's like being high :P :P :P :P :P
ya didn't say it had to be mud related!
Es gibt keinen Löffel!
Miax OOC: 'Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Shevarash.'
Miax OOC: 'Your blood freezes as you hear the rattling death cry of Shevarash.'
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I'm great because...well, honestly, the list is too expanisve to even begin. I'll just let you all use your imaginations. I must go admire myself in the mirror now.
Fotex group-says 'Behold! penis!'
Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'
Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
Kifle puts on his robe and wizard hat.
Thalidyrr tells you 'Yeah, you know, getting it like a jackhammer wears you out.'
Teflor "You can beat a tank with a shovel!!1!1!!one!!1!uno!!"
Arilin Nydelahar wrote:What can I say, I'm whipped.
Edited per womans approval!
I may not be great, but I can remember what Arilin's post said, and post it at a later time for his punishment and enjoyment.
Kifle's great in a horse costume!
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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Arilin Nydelahar wrote:And that was a costume?
If it wasn't, then that's REALLY something to brag about.
Gormal tells you 'im a dwarven onion'
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
Gormal tells you 'always another beer-soaked layer'
Inama ASSOC:: 'though it may suit your fantasies to think so, i don't need oil for anything.'
Haley: Filthy lucre? I wash that lucre every day until it SHINES!
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I'm so great because I can load invasions without being a staff member!
And because I'm the only lich who is signed up for the final RP event!
Oh yeah, and because I can make a thread directed at on person in particular and have them never post in it.
And because I'm the only lich who is signed up for the final RP event!
Oh yeah, and because I can make a thread directed at on person in particular and have them never post in it.
Asup group-says 'who needs sex ed when you got sesexe.'
Targsk group-says 'sexedse'
mount dragon
You climb on and ride Tocx'enth'orix, the elder black dragon.
You have learned something new about mount!
Targsk group-says 'sexedse'
mount dragon
You climb on and ride Tocx'enth'orix, the elder black dragon.
You have learned something new about mount!
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Clan Blindhammer wrote:I'm great cuz I made playin Duergar cool again.
I'm also great cuz, drunk or sober, word of recall is just one letter away...
Arti is great because he has completly different Zmud settings to use while he plays drunk to compensate for his inability to think straight.
But Clan Mournstone Still PWNS Blindhammer!
Grumdikanikus Mournstone. :twisted:
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