just your average day.

[Osod]

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 71v/121V P: std > give necklace gimpil
o warrior shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You give a pearl necklace to Gimpil.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 72v/121V P: std > Ok.
A seasoned warrior shouts 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 72v/121V P: std > l
The Street of Silks
Room size: Large (L:30 ft W:75 ft H:500 ft)
Exits: - North - East - South - West
[3] a crude torch, made of twigs and treebark, lies here.
Corpse of Anarii is lying here.
A seasoned warrior is travelling here, looking for adventure.
A human merchant from another town stands here, perusing Waterdeep.
A commoner is standing here, minding his own business.
Gimpil (LFG) (Halfling) stands here.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 73v/121V P: std > e
Entrance to the Inn of the Dead Orc
There is a wooden staircase ascending up into the reception on the north
wall of this twenty foot room. The Inn's tavern is east of here, in a much
larger room, while the Street of Silks can be seen through the open doorway
to the west.
Room size: Mid-sized (L:25 ft W:25 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: - East - West - Up
A strip of rother jerky lays here in discarded.
A bottle of firebreather has been left here.
Corpse of Taishanos is lying here.
Anarii }-Leech-{ Shades of Twilight (RP) (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here.
Godisen (Human) stands in mid-air here.
Klandal (Human) stands, inches above the surface here.
A singing, happy drunk is here.
Wodat (RP) (Dwarf) stands here.
A seasoned warrior enters from the west.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 72v/121V P: std >
Godisen completes his spell...
Godisen utters the words, 'gate'
There is a slight breeze as the dusts swirl around and condense
into a rainbow colored portal.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 73v/121V P: std > take necklace bag
You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 73v/121V P: std >
give necklace anarii
o warrior shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
Anarii says 'uh oh'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 74v/121V P: std > You give a pearl necklace to Anarii.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 74v/121V P: std > Ok.
A seasoned warrior shouts 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 74v/121V P: std >
Anarii attempts to flee.
Anarii flies east.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 75v/121V P: std >
a rainbow colored portal suddenly glows brightly!
Godisen enters a rainbow colored portal and disappears among the mist.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 75v/121V P: std >
Anarii flies in from the east.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 76v/121V P: std >
You receive a pearl necklace from Anarii.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 76v/121V P: std >
Godisen steps out of a rainbow colored portal.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 77v/121V P: std >
Anarii says 'darn u'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 77v/121V P: std > give necklace godisen
o warrior shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
Godisen gets some stuff from vault.
You give a pearl necklace to Godisen.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 77v/121V P: std > Anarii flies west.
Godisen sits down in a comfortable spot.
Ok.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 78v/121V P: std >
Godisen opens an ancient tome and begins studying it intently.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 78v/121V P: std > take necklace bag
You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 80v/121V P: std > in
You are carrying:
a pearl necklace
a huge, drinking flagon
a basket of fruit
[4] a spellbook
a bottomless bag of the Tinkers
l

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 80v/121V P: std > Godisen closes his book and smiles broadly.
Entrance to the Inn of the Dead Orc
Room size: Mid-sized (L:25 ft W:25 ft H:10 ft)
Exits: - East - West - Up
There is a portal here shimmering in a rainbow array of colors.
A strip of rother jerky lays here in discarded.
A bottle of firebreather has been left here.
Corpse of Taishanos is lying here.
Godisen (Human) sits resting in mid-air.
A seasoned warrior is travelling here, looking for adventure.
Klandal (Human) stands, inches above the surface here.
A singing, happy drunk is here.
Wodat (RP) (Dwarf) stands here.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 80v/121V P: std >
Godisen clambers to his feet.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 80v/121V P: std >
Godisen puts some stuff into dimensional vault.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 80v/121V P: std > give necklace klandal
o warrior shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You give a pearl necklace to Klandal.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 82v/121V P: std > Ok.
A seasoned warrior shouts 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 82v/121V P: std > take necklace bag
You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 84v/121V P: std >
A drunk turns green and nearly hurls, but amazingly recovers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 85v/121V P: std > give necklace wodat
o warrior shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You give a pearl necklace to Wodat.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 85v/121V P: std > Gimpil tells you 'lol thanks d='
Ok.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 85v/121V P: std > w
The Street of Silks
n
This broad avenue runs through the middle of Waterdeep, continuing
both north and south of here. There are stones every five feet along the
side of the road, marking the edges clearly. The street looks highly traveled,
with buildings on both sides of the road as far off as the eye can see. The
entrance to the Tavern of the Dead Orc is on the east side of the road,
and a relatively new structure is to the west.
Room size: Large (L:30 ft W:75 ft H:500 ft)
Exits: - North - East - South - West
[3] a crude torch, made of twigs and treebark, lies here.
Corpse of Anarii is lying here.
A human merchant from another town stands here, perusing Waterdeep.
Gimpil (LFG) (Halfling) stands here.
A seasoned warrior enters from the east.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 85v/121V P: std > The Great Fountain of Waterdeep
An immense fountain, thirty feet in diameter, rests here in a large plaza
near the center of the northern district of Waterdeep. The fountains clear
waters are quite inviting, crystal clear and about two feet deep. The street
of Silks runs both north and south of here, with a garden pathway to the
west and a warriors arena off to the east. From here, you can see the high
city walls in all directions off in the distance. There is a large plaque
fastened to one edge of the fountain here with some lines of text printed
on it.
The plaque is made of gold, with large letters on it demanding your attention!
Room size: Very large (L:75 ft W:75 ft H:500 ft)
Exits: - North - East - South - West
A large bulletin board is mounted here.
The fountain's waters are very inviting.
Anarii }-Leech-{ Shades of Twilight (RP) (Grey Elf) stands in mid-air here.
A street cleaner is walking around, picking up trash.
An elite guard watchman stands here, just waiting for someone to break the law.
A seasoned warrior enters from the south.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 84v/121V P: std > w
A Huge Garden Path
This thirty foot wide pathway is littered with hundreds of beautiful
flowers and bushes, offering an ideal place for relaxation and play.
The path continues to the west, while the fountain plaza is east.
A large cozy looking dais is south of here, amidst the field of flora.
Room size: Large (L:62 ft W:25 ft H:500 ft)
Exits: - East - South - West
A board with 'For Sale' messages on it hangs here.
Pimakoto - Scions of Netheril (Gnome) stands here.
Corth -Elusive One- Elders of Netheril (Human) stands here.
A seasoned warrior enters from the east.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 83v/121V P: std > take necklace bag
You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 85v/121V P: std > give necklace pimakoto
o warrior shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You give a pearl necklace to Pimakoto.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 86v/121V P: std > Ok.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 86v/121V P: std > shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You shout 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 89v/121V P: std >
The clock tower chimes the hour of 12 midnight.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 90v/121V P: std >
Autosaving...

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 91v/121V P: std > take necklace bag
You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 92v/121V P: std > give necklace corth
You give a pearl necklace to Corth.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 93v/121V P: std > shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You shout 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 94v/121V P: std > w
A Huge Garden Path
This thirty foot wide pathway is littered with hundreds of beautiful
flowers and bushes, offering an ideal place for relaxation and play.
The path continues to the east, while the entrance to a large abandoned
building is just west of here.
Room size: Large (L:62 ft W:25 ft H:500 ft)
Exits: - East - West
A bottle of firebreather has been left here.
A small alabaster statue of a half-elf strumming a lyre is here.
A New Code comment board hangs here, waiting for feedback.
Ilashi (Grey Elf) is stretched out, sound asleep.
A dark robed magician strolls about the area chatting with the locals.
A seasoned warrior enters from the east.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 94v/121V P: std > give necklace ilashi
You do not seem to have anything like that.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 96v/121V P: std > take necklace bag
You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 97v/121V P: std >
It rains a bit harder.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 98v/121V P: std > give necklace ilashi
You give a pearl necklace to Ilashi.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 99v/121V P: std > shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You shout 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 100v/121V P: std > w
Three West
This large building looks as though it might have been used once by the
government of Waterdeep, either as a prison or jail or some kind. Now,
the building is little more than an empty hulk, collecting dust and cobwebs.
An open doorway leads out to the east into a lush garden. Although old and
no longer used, this building looks so well traveled that it could quite
possibly qualify as the most visited room of all time!
Room size: Huge (L:100 ft W:100 ft H:70 ft)
Exits: - North - East
Corpse of Mikenna is lying here.
Corpse of Soroleppol is lying here.
Corpse of Jazdak is lying here.
Lorsalian Silvermist (Half-Elf) sits resting.
Idelar (RP) (Half-Elf) stands here.
A seasoned warrior enters from the east.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 99v/121V P: std >
Idelar shouts 'Whhhhhhhaaaaaattttt????!!!!?'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 100v/121V P: std > take necklace bag
You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.
take necklace bag

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 101v/121V P: std > You get a pearl necklace from a bottomless bag of the Tinkers.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 101v/121V P: std > give necklace idelar
You give a pearl necklace to Idelar.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 102v/121V P: std > shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You are too hoarse to shout, rest those pipes for a while.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 103v/121V P: std >
Idelar thanks you heartily.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 104v/121V P: std > give necklace
o warrior shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
Give what to who?

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 105v/121V P: std > Ok.
A seasoned warrior shouts 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 105v/121V P: std > give necklace lorsalian
He must consent to you before you can overload him.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 107v/121V P: std >
Idelar says 'what's the occasion?'

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 108v/121V P: std >
Lorsalian looks at Idelar.

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< 591h/591H 506p/506P 87v/121V P: std > give necklace leanil
You give a pearl necklace to Leanil.

< 591h/591H 506p/506P 89v/121V P: std > shout SKEET SKEET SKEET
You shout 'SKEET SKEET SKEET'

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this oughtta teach them not to hang around Waterdeep.

Guild Fees: 400 plat
Tinker Bag: ~8K plat
100 pearl necklaces: 374 plat
giving everyone a cream facial: priceless

-=O=-

[moritheil]

Hahaha. I expect they'll be thanking you less when they figure it out.

[Deshana]

was over so fast i didn't notice. some men have no staying power..

[Ambar]

i'd so pkill you :P

[Dalar]

getting away with this makes it 3x funnier :)

[Ashiwi]

WTH do you call that... skeet shooting?