Stoopid people tricks

Ambar · Postby **Ambar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:34 pm

I know tecchies and pizza delivery guys probably have the market cornered, but ..

I work at a bank now.. people are assclowns!

Person A: I'm sick of this bank taking all my money!
Me: Ma'am, you made a deposit 2 days after you wrote a check. The check TRIED to clear before the deposit did.
Person A: But I made the deposit why did they charge me insufficient funds fees! I am going broke from those fees.
Me: Umm, never write a check that you dont have the money for?

Person(s) B &C: We want to deposit this check for 9,000$. We want 3000$ in cash back, deposit the rest (check written against a different bank).
Me: Sir (and Ma'am) I can't give you that much cash, your account only has $1400 in it.
Them: We have banked here for ten years, why not!
Me: Well, your account only has 1400$ in it and shows a lot of recent NSF's (incufficient funds charges)

and why do people not realize the checks they cash are based upon THEIR account balance unless the person who wrote the check is a member of the same bank!!!

grr people are idiots

Kallinar · Postby **Kallinar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:43 pm

Hey Eza used to work for BofA. Wanna discuss some horror stories? just ask her =P

Sailors and banks should not be something that are put together...

Ambar · Postby **Ambar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:51 pm

Kallinar wrote:Hey Eza used to work for BofA. Wanna discuss some horror stories? just ask her =P

Sailors and banks should not be something that are put together...

ROFL, manager told me other day he expects me to *step up and take charge*

yikes!

I work at the bank in Pembroke Mall parking lot .. ugh

Kallinar · Postby **Kallinar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:57 pm

Hey at least you're not over at one of the Lynnhaven branches. Busy busy freakin busy!

Ambar · Postby **Ambar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:15 pm

Kallinar wrote:Hey at least you're not over at one of the Lynnhaven branches. Busy busy freakin busy!

Girl who was in my teller training session with me is over there, its nto as busy ..

we now have a city center here near pembroke. everything is here now!

Kallinar · Postby **Kallinar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:21 pm

Wow thats hard to imagine. Back in the mid 90's Pembroke was like the Ghetto shopping area. I used to head to that side of town to go to the old arts and crafts store in the mall, but that was about it.

Eza · Postby **Eza** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:56 pm

BofA is the Devil.

Dalar · Postby **Dalar** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:08 am

Why not work at a credit union?

Ambar · Postby **Ambar** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:39 am

Applied at Navy Federal Credit Union twice, they never called back. Very surprised since I am a Navy vet and was a financial advisor in the Navy. In fact thats where all my accounts still are... *shrug* ..

Suntrust is a bank in the Southeast only, spreading out very quickly. Full benefits from day one, including vacation and sick days at 90 days of employment. Their whole training program rocked from day one, had to pass a test to even be considered for hire, then 7 days training as a teller with 10 days of OJT before I was let loose on my branch... they REALLY prpare their tellers for the real stuff.

Glorishan · Postby **Glorishan** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:12 am

This thread should be deleted so other people don't waste their time reading it like I just did. And all who have posted (prio to this post) should be subsequently banned and flogged. Death by oonga boonga.

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