Favorite quote of all time
Favorite quote of all time
"I don't like half of you half as well as I should like. I like less than half of you half as well as you should deserve."
from Mr. Bilbo (Lord of the Ring)
This might be my favorite quote of all time.
Blung take no prisoner.
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from Mr. Bilbo (Lord of the Ring)
This might be my favorite quote of all time.
Blung take no prisoner.
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for those of you with netscape instant messenger plze check my profile my sn is DracoLichB. my subprofile has a lot of wonderful quotes and a link to where i get most. here are some highlights...
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Phillips
not in profile but... in dogma..."mass genocide is the most exhausting thing on earth- next to soccer" loki
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Maurice Chevalier
The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
Tellis Frank
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Ronald Reagan
and one of my favorates
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Phillips
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Thurg, Zossonnarr
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Phillips
not in profile but... in dogma..."mass genocide is the most exhausting thing on earth- next to soccer" loki
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Maurice Chevalier
The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
Tellis Frank
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Ronald Reagan
and one of my favorates
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo Phillips
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Thurg, Zossonnarr
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Samuel Langhorne Clemens a.k.a Mark Twain
"Madam, I may be drunk now, but in the morning I will be sober, but you will be ugly the rest of your life." - Sir Winston Churchill
oh and one last one:
"To beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer J. Simpson
Twyl
"Madam, I may be drunk now, but in the morning I will be sober, but you will be ugly the rest of your life." - Sir Winston Churchill
oh and one last one:
"To beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!" - Homer J. Simpson
Twyl
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Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's
just the hard way.
-- Buffy Summers, "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer"
"You know", said Arthur, "it's times like this, when I'm trapped in a
Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of
asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I had listened to what my
mother told me when I was young".
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know. I didn't listen."
-- Douglas Adams
just the hard way.
-- Buffy Summers, "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer"
"You know", said Arthur, "it's times like this, when I'm trapped in a
Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of
asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I had listened to what my
mother told me when I was young".
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know. I didn't listen."
-- Douglas Adams
its fairly long, but this passage is from shakespear's henry v
Whoever does not have the stomach for this fight; let him depart. Give him money to speed his departure since we wish not to die in that man's company Whoever lives past today will rouse himself every year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle. These stories he will teach his son and from this day until the end of the world we shall be rememberd. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, forwhoever has shed his blood with me shall be my brother. And those men afraid to go wil think themselves lesser men as they hear of how we fought and died together.
Whoever does not have the stomach for this fight; let him depart. Give him money to speed his departure since we wish not to die in that man's company Whoever lives past today will rouse himself every year on this day, show his neighbors his scars, and tell embellished stories of all their great feats of battle. These stories he will teach his son and from this day until the end of the world we shall be rememberd. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, forwhoever has shed his blood with me shall be my brother. And those men afraid to go wil think themselves lesser men as they hear of how we fought and died together.
I saw this one in high school, and it's just stuck with me all these years. I think it seems to suit me very well.
Written in the bathroom of the mental ward -
"I think twice, therefore we are."
And then there's the twist...
Written in the bathroom of a divorce court -
"I thought twice, therefore we aren't."
Written in the bathroom of the mental ward -
"I think twice, therefore we are."
And then there's the twist...
Written in the bathroom of a divorce court -
"I thought twice, therefore we aren't."
i dont know there are so many and not one just pops right out at me.
although i do remember this one i saw when i was about 16 piss drunk in a bar as i took a leak in the stall:
Anyone can piss on the floor.
Be a hero shit on the ceiling!
oh ok one more:
you can be an over achiever all your life.
if you just set your goals really really low.
that might be a spin off of what the actually quote was but basically got the idea
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Gogk, Everyone Picks On The Fat Kid
although i do remember this one i saw when i was about 16 piss drunk in a bar as i took a leak in the stall:
Anyone can piss on the floor.
Be a hero shit on the ceiling!
oh ok one more:
you can be an over achiever all your life.
if you just set your goals really really low.
that might be a spin off of what the actually quote was but basically got the idea
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Gogk, Everyone Picks On The Fat Kid
"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
"Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
- Spike, to doomed lovers Buffy and Angel in BtVS episode "Lovers Walk"
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"Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
- Spike, to doomed lovers Buffy and Angel in BtVS episode "Lovers Walk"
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"sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken..." - Tyler Durden
"good people dont need laws to act responsibily... while bad people will do everything to go around the law..." - Socrates
"... i knew it! im surrounded my assholes! keep firing assholes!" - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
"To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving
out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher." - Nietzche
"God is dead!" - Nietzche
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"good people dont need laws to act responsibily... while bad people will do everything to go around the law..." - Socrates
"... i knew it! im surrounded my assholes! keep firing assholes!" - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
"To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving
out the third case: one must be both - a philosopher." - Nietzche
"God is dead!" - Nietzche
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Vipplin:
I've been doing so much with so little for so long, that I am now qualified to do anything with nothing.</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hehehe, I have that full quote on a poster hanging on the door to my computer room at home
It's rather fitting, I almost wanted to take it with me when I went into the Navy
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Taegost, The one and ONLY STUPER DRUID(tm)
I've been doing so much with so little for so long, that I am now qualified to do anything with nothing.</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hehehe, I have that full quote on a poster hanging on the door to my computer room at home
It's rather fitting, I almost wanted to take it with me when I went into the Navy
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Taegost, The one and ONLY STUPER DRUID(tm)
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Was alwayz fond of Murphy's Combat Laws, don't quite remember all of them.
1. Incoming fire as the right of way.
2. The only thing more dangerous than enemy fire is friendly fire.
3. All 5 second fuses will last exactly 3 seconds.
4. Remember, if the enemy is in range, so are you!
5. Try to look inconspicuous, the enemy maybe low on ammo.
6. If everything goes exactly as planned, it must be an ambush!
7. Chances are, if it needs to be put together in order to work, it can't be shipped together.
8. Remember that every piece of equipment you use was made by the lowest bidder.
9. When in doubt, empty your magazine
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Aram the novice paly
1. Incoming fire as the right of way.
2. The only thing more dangerous than enemy fire is friendly fire.
3. All 5 second fuses will last exactly 3 seconds.
4. Remember, if the enemy is in range, so are you!
5. Try to look inconspicuous, the enemy maybe low on ammo.
6. If everything goes exactly as planned, it must be an ambush!
7. Chances are, if it needs to be put together in order to work, it can't be shipped together.
8. Remember that every piece of equipment you use was made by the lowest bidder.
9. When in doubt, empty your magazine
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Aram the novice paly
Oh, and Rags... that was my favorite line in the song! If you mudders haven't listened to Dennis Leary's song "Asshole," you definitely should.
"I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane!"
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/paulg/html/asshole.html
There's the words, now find the mp3.
"I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane!"
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/paulg/html/asshole.html
There's the words, now find the mp3.
Some of my favorites...
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
- Bertrand Russell
"When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you."
- Lao-Tzu
"My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else."
- Woody Allen
<B>"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
- Maya Angelou</B>
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
- Robert Frost
"There are not fifty ways of fighting, there is only one: to be the conqueror."
- Andre Malraux
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
- Bertrand Russell
"When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you."
- Lao-Tzu
"My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else."
- Woody Allen
<B>"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
- Maya Angelou</B>
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
- Robert Frost
"There are not fifty ways of fighting, there is only one: to be the conqueror."
- Andre Malraux
Some things I've picked up from various places, mainly just witty sayings from friends of mine from diff muds.
Just think how productive 70 people sitting and doing nothing could be.
Reality = a delusion caused by lack of drugs and alcohol.
Richard Simmons isn't evil, he's just very very very happy.
I'm writing a letter to my boss how much is postage to HELL?
Whoever said a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ain't been putting his bird in the right bushes.
The peculiar contradictory quirk of the physicians who live on the end of twin piers that attend to twin water fowl would be a paradox of a pair o' docs on a pair o' docks for a pair o' ducks.
On a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. - Dave Barry
-Todrael
Just think how productive 70 people sitting and doing nothing could be.
Reality = a delusion caused by lack of drugs and alcohol.
Richard Simmons isn't evil, he's just very very very happy.
I'm writing a letter to my boss how much is postage to HELL?
Whoever said a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ain't been putting his bird in the right bushes.
The peculiar contradictory quirk of the physicians who live on the end of twin piers that attend to twin water fowl would be a paradox of a pair o' docs on a pair o' docks for a pair o' ducks.
On a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. - Dave Barry
-Todrael
"There's no all powerful force controlling MY destiny!" - Harrison Ford - Star Wars
"I was catholic until the age of consent." - George Carlin - Napalm and Silly Puddy
A.S.S.H.O.L.E. EVERYBODY! (Man I love that song)
Kallinar
Moo is the way of the cow
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"I was catholic until the age of consent." - George Carlin - Napalm and Silly Puddy
A.S.S.H.O.L.E. EVERYBODY! (Man I love that song)
Kallinar
Moo is the way of the cow
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