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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Vandic:
<B>If you mix orange juice, vodka, and milk of magnesia, do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
(Insert groans here.)
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Booo! Hisss!
actually i giggled.
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<B>If you mix orange juice, vodka, and milk of magnesia, do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
(Insert groans here.)
-V</B></font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Booo! Hisss!
actually i giggled.
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Amemna tells you 'SEX!! '
[This message has been edited by moritheil (edited 09-24-2002).]
http://www.angelfire.com/in4/nomine
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Amemna tells you 'SEX!! '
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Let us compare the two new varieties of Coke and Pepsi.
Vanilla coke, a splendid full bodied aromatic mixture of classic coke formulae with a hint of vanilla, excellent as a mixer in alcoholic beverages.
Pepsi Blue, you want crack, there it is, in all its liquid blue glory. My god! That stuff is horrible, it is basically cotton candy, concentrated and put into liquid form, I had some recently and could literally feel my teeth rotting away.
But, to each their own.
I may be a quebecker, but I do not eat Pepsi and Mae West for breakfast hostie!!
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
[This message has been edited by Zagaz (edited 09-24-2002).]
Vanilla coke, a splendid full bodied aromatic mixture of classic coke formulae with a hint of vanilla, excellent as a mixer in alcoholic beverages.
Pepsi Blue, you want crack, there it is, in all its liquid blue glory. My god! That stuff is horrible, it is basically cotton candy, concentrated and put into liquid form, I had some recently and could literally feel my teeth rotting away.
But, to each their own.
I may be a quebecker, but I do not eat Pepsi and Mae West for breakfast hostie!!
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
[This message has been edited by Zagaz (edited 09-24-2002).]
how to properly "rock out" to iron maiden (and metal in general)
step 1 - pick a song, in this case, we shall take "run to the hills"
step 2 - stand
step 3 - rock along... remember, if you don't know the words, sing the ones you know really loud and play air instruments (guitar, bass or drums) for the rest of them.
guitar solo, take advantage of this and rock on...
White man came across the sea
Brought us pain and misery
Killed our tribes killed our creed
Took our game for his own need
We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?
(note: not many people know the two 1st verses, keep with the guitar solo)
Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack
( throw hand up in the air making the "devil" sign...)
Run to the hills run for your lives
(the next line is the same, so feel free to yell it out)
Run to the hills run for your lives
(by now, you should be tossing your hair around, or if you have no hair, banging your head violently in the air... this is commonly know as "headbanging")
Soldier blue on the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
(try being the drummer this time)
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good Indians are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old
(you know what's coming up now, so yell louder than the music is playing. if rockin' out with someone else, look at each other, keep "banging" your head and playing guitar. pause. throw hand up in "devil" sign again. go back to playing guitar)
Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives
(you should be so in tune with the music that you start signing the line again, two options. option 1, keep singing like you knew that was going to happen anyway. option 2- stop singing, hope no one noticed, if someone did, either a)kill them or b) look at them, smile, shrug, throw hand in air doing "devil" sign. if they reciproccate, they are rockers, if not, see option a). )
please note, this was the basis of rockin' out and not necessarily rockin' out itlsef.
also, more experienced "rockers' can walk and/or drive while "rockin'" out and can easily switch from instrument to instrument all the while throwing hands in the air doing the "devil" sign. do not try this unless you are confident of your skills as a "rocker" or it just looks sad and/or funny.
enjoy with moderation
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Zanvazez Ark'Henneld
Qu'ellar Ark'Henneld Velg'larn
step 1 - pick a song, in this case, we shall take "run to the hills"
step 2 - stand
step 3 - rock along... remember, if you don't know the words, sing the ones you know really loud and play air instruments (guitar, bass or drums) for the rest of them.
guitar solo, take advantage of this and rock on...
White man came across the sea
Brought us pain and misery
Killed our tribes killed our creed
Took our game for his own need
We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?
(note: not many people know the two 1st verses, keep with the guitar solo)
Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes
Galloping hard on the plains
Chasing the redskins back to their holes
Fighting them at their own game
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Women and children and cowards attack
( throw hand up in the air making the "devil" sign...)
Run to the hills run for your lives
(the next line is the same, so feel free to yell it out)
Run to the hills run for your lives
(by now, you should be tossing your hair around, or if you have no hair, banging your head violently in the air... this is commonly know as "headbanging")
Soldier blue on the barren wastes
Hunting and killing their game
(try being the drummer this time)
Raping the women and wasting the men
The only good Indians are tame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old
(you know what's coming up now, so yell louder than the music is playing. if rockin' out with someone else, look at each other, keep "banging" your head and playing guitar. pause. throw hand up in "devil" sign again. go back to playing guitar)
Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives
Run to the hills run for your lives
(you should be so in tune with the music that you start signing the line again, two options. option 1, keep singing like you knew that was going to happen anyway. option 2- stop singing, hope no one noticed, if someone did, either a)kill them or b) look at them, smile, shrug, throw hand in air doing "devil" sign. if they reciproccate, they are rockers, if not, see option a). )
please note, this was the basis of rockin' out and not necessarily rockin' out itlsef.
also, more experienced "rockers' can walk and/or drive while "rockin'" out and can easily switch from instrument to instrument all the while throwing hands in the air doing the "devil" sign. do not try this unless you are confident of your skills as a "rocker" or it just looks sad and/or funny.
enjoy with moderation
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Zanvazez Ark'Henneld
Qu'ellar Ark'Henneld Velg'larn
You mean Zanavazez's tips on how to rock out to Iron Maiden did not inspire you?
Well done brother! I see that you have posted also some poetry. You are far more complex a creature than the rest of the family thinks, be wary, lest you learn another harsh lesson.
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
Well done brother! I see that you have posted also some poetry. You are far more complex a creature than the rest of the family thinks, be wary, lest you learn another harsh lesson.
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
I was here, yet again.
On a side note, I managed to get a complete stranger on the megatokyo forums to try sojourn out, hopefully they will tell their friends. So if ya see some new low levels, give em a hand and show them what a great bunch of people we have playing here.
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
On a side note, I managed to get a complete stranger on the megatokyo forums to try sojourn out, hopefully they will tell their friends. So if ya see some new low levels, give em a hand and show them what a great bunch of people we have playing here.
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Those who desire to give up Freedom in order to gain Security, will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.
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So, this tuff guy in the phillipines thinks this pregnant woman should be an easy target to snatch her bag and steal her money..
The 25 year old woman, a few months pregnant, happened to be a high level belt in karate or something similar.
She parried his first strike, he then pulled out his knife.
She promptly disarmed him, threw him to the ground, and kicked the shit out of him.
Not only his pride was bruised, but most of his body.
Bad choice, chump.
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Mogr -=BloodSeeker=-
"If it bleeds, we can killit."
The 25 year old woman, a few months pregnant, happened to be a high level belt in karate or something similar.
She parried his first strike, he then pulled out his knife.
She promptly disarmed him, threw him to the ground, and kicked the shit out of him.
Not only his pride was bruised, but most of his body.
Bad choice, chump.
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Mogr -=BloodSeeker=-
"If it bleeds, we can killit."
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